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Satire

[jaygould @jaygould3]

I want to smoke a cigarette with Lana Del Ray

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

people are smoking the annihilation from annihilation (2018)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A24 will release a ‘V/H/S’ movie based in the SCP Foundation universe in theaters next year.

The film will follow anthology stories of “recovered field documentation” or video evidence gathered & archived by the organization.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Another LeBron mural just finished in Philly and it's awesome

[jaygould @jaygould3]

American psycho metal credit card comparison except I show up with up with the osmium card

[Troy Osinoff 🕺 @yo]

The world’s top scientists are working around the clock to create the heaviest possible credit cards

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

How are they gonna top this

[SD Bullion @sdbullion]

100 LBS OF COPPER GIVEAWAY!

We’re giving away 100 lbs of copper.
10 bars. 10 winners.

HOW TO ENTER:
1. Follow @sdbullion
2. Like this post
Repost + tag a friend (bonus entry)

10 lb solid copper bars made in the USA.

Ends May 30.
Winners announced June 2.

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps

[meh the collector @MehCollector]

The 2026 spaceflight empire

[eric is dead @leonVSevildead]

How I stand in the A-list members line at the AMC knowing I’m getting called on next.

[🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸 @TheUnaButters]

Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby

[Marcelo Millicay @millicay95]

Oh my God.

[orbital haze (balls/acc)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @orbital_haze]

WEYLAND-YUTANI SPACESHIP DESIGNERS: YEAH WE GOTTA HAVE RAIN INSIDE IT

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Wild boars sneaked into a neighborhood in Poland and ended up getting chased off by a robot 😭

[jaygould @jaygould3]

Notice how British “people” lose their accent when they sing.
Curious…..