Strudel

#cheapie

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

*reading about Icarus but stopping 2/3 through* Wow. He really did it. He flew super close to the sun with no consequences

[𝖝𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖝 @hicksinferno]

Fart smells like shit

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

My eyes so red

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[Matt Brown @CallMeMatt88]

When me and my friends find E.T.

[gizmo outta here 🇻🇦🇻🇦 @NoHoesGiz]

I will never delete this fucking app, you couldn’t pay me.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

RIP to a brilliant writer. The Hyperion Cantos is among the greatest works of sci fi I've ever read, and Carrion Comfort is probably the most genuinely frightening book I've ever read.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Trying to explain Wario to my 5 + 3yos and failing. They ask if he is Mario but bad, and I answer more like the doppelgänger of German myth. But not quite. Still, my boys sense a profound enigma close at hand, a splinter in the mind, madness and truth dancing a jester's waltz...

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”

[Rondo Shai Gil Alexander @JankyRondo]

LATTIMORE GET OFF OUR SQUAD ..

NO WE DONE WIT U GANG #RaiseHail

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

He wanna play PlayStation so bad

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit

[brady @burgermanders]

Eastern Motors been sitting on this for a while now 😂😂

[Just Ken @YoungerPope]

Well I do like that Eywa sir