Jay Grant

John Brown fan page

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

the only difference between me and god is that i still have to pee sometimes

[eduardo @edxkennedy]

omg lana del rey the kate bush you are

[Shitstain McDickpain @jewlizowski]

Pitching slang to the gay community:

icuntic - cunt + iconic

slerve - slay + serve, also coopting a term from baseball (gayest sport)

wOBA - weighted on base average

OPS+ - on-base plus slugging normalized across the league

FIP - Fielding Independent Pitching

Batting Averag

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@filetmanion Start at the bottom

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@jewlizowski i’d like to think it was our text thread that inspired this tweet

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

leftist chris christie stan

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@jewlizowski by far the coolest thing about josh twitter is that he gets his homophones mixed up sometimes

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@jewlizowski me stopping by later to clarify that you’re my little chore boy

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@jewlizowski a good pal is never useless

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@RealSkipBayless nearly impossible skip w

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@NFL @PatrickMahomes We’ll talk when he has 7

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@filetmanion ur welcome 4 the inspo

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

if mahomes doesn’t piss in a cup live on air in the next 10 fucking minutes…

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

kevin midcarthy

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@filetmanion ain’t no goddamn chance i would’ve made it past like 6 years old w/o google maps

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@HoustonTexans please for the love of god sign vontaze burfict for just one week im begging you

[miss katie @katiopolis]

men love to invite you over and force you to watch i think you should leave with tim robinson

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

@jewlizowski cereal killers go so hard at writing nutrition facts labels

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

green hat boys of south 2nd

[Jay Grant @jaygrant777]

bagel boys of south 2nd