Jay Hays

Low tolerance for lack of thought.

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Any good guesses as to how UAP can endure such amazing g-forces?

I've got one.
It's unique, and is in mathematical agreement with observed phenomena.
But is anyone interested?

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@MusickLewis St. James Flake, hands down.

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@VigilantFox "Bezos" is singular. The correct possessive is Bezos's.

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@Jenflixxx Like the end of every fortune cookie fortune. In bed.

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@BlueMuhgoo Is that a cob? I have an old cob with a bone bit, and it looks almost identical.

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@MusickLewis My Savinelli "Bing" will always be one of my favorites, yet I'll never look as cool as Bing with his own.

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@KathleenWinche3 From my front yard earlier this spring.

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@its_The_Dr Lloyd Wright

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@1Nicdar Which time?

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@MusickLewis Call me old-fashioned, but a woman with a pipe is still a beautiful thing to see.

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@_BLShelton Those thoughts & urges are like road signs. They let you know where you are, but they don't tell you how to drive.

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@_BLShelton Gotta define asshole.
I've told "But I'm different. This won't work for me" people to go back out & get done. One guy I told that now has 7+ yrs and he still thanks me for it.

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@RickACamp @_BLShelton Absolutely.
The steps aren't complicated. You can start at 1 and be on the maintenance steps at the end of the week.
The other 51 weeks are learning how to apply those principles to your life.
Long-term sobriety should be a refinement of understanding and effectiveness.

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@_BLShelton While chairing I once announced that the Assholes Anonymous mtg was behind the building at 3 a.m. If you're the only one that shows up, then congratulations. You're the asshole.

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@Bee__witched I'll have you giggling within 30 seconds. Bring it.

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This deserves to go viral, don't it?

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To all the Supermarkets and big commercial stores that operate 'Self Check-outs'....... You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. Today I went shopping at one such store and the lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone.
I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already filled my cart, emptied my cart and scanned the items, refilled my cart and so I just skipped the exit line and left.
I heard her saying "Umm - Excuse me “ as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.
You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.
• I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.
• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine.
• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.
YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.
YOU DON’T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.
Signed ......All of us
People we need to share this statement its basically about PROFIT to the stores AND putting People out of a JOB....!!!

~ unknown author ~

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@heyrileyjade Oh yeah. I can hold that camera still for WAY longer than 2 minutes.

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@CemetaryBby Happy Birthday, Bby!!

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@RPabst73444 Depends. Did you say please?

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@Martawifey09 Depends on the size and proximity of your boyfriend.

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@livia19fx Didn't need to.

Did it anyway.