@Citadel_Base A hungry man will always be thinking about sticking a knife in your back, a fat man’s hands will be too full to hold a knife, and his mouth too full to speak words of betrayal 😌
in the marketplace, homunculus hiding in my satchel, peeps out, looks around. it squeaks ‘MYTHIC FAPS’ right as a nearby dwarf cleric bends over to pick up her shield. i instantly swing my satchel into the sharp corner of the nearest stone wall, not stopping until it goes red
"Ough Houshou Marine normal suit ero-"
THAT IS THE CROSSBONE GUNDAM! THAT IS MY BABY! I DON'T CARE WHAT COLORS IT REPS OR WHO IN THE PILOT SEAT THAT'S MY SON MY SON MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYY
I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.
The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE