Beak Is The Best.

Father to a chatty Budgie named JoJo, Coconut the scremin' cockatiel and the lovable rescue doggo Jasper. I am never alone.

[Beak Is The Best. @jaykent]

@PurolatorHelp in my mind a package gets shipped and somebody receives it on the other end. At this point, I don’t even know if Bill has received it or if Purolator has lost it. There’s a monetary value to the shipment and I need to know where it is.

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@PurolatorHelp I shipped some equipment to Bell Canada two weeks ago. Tracking said it should have arrived on the 13th. It still does not show his received. When I called Purolator, they gave me some mumbo-jumbo about bell consolidating shipments.

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@scotiabank thank you for flagging me for a purchase. I made yesterday at a veterinary clinic. I had to put my dog to sleep. I don’t really know why you think it was an unusual purchase since I went there every year for the last 16 years. Your AI needs to be adjusted.

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@HeathrowAirport Gabapentin

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@duncandee @ezralevant Zzz

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@ScotiabankHelps is there a problem with your iPhone app and online banking in terms of reoccurring bill payments. They don’t show on my upcoming payment schedule so I can’t manage the payments. I need to delete two of them, but I can’t. Single payments are listed just fine.

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@brianlilley OK if you used to be a plastic bottle, you’re still going to end up in a landfill someday, which kind of defeats the purpose.

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Wet chicken Wednesday.

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@CountDankulaTV I know you’re upset because your Twitter name will be giant penis forever. Perhaps you should’ve gone the way of Monty python and used Biggist dickus from the life of Brian.

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@lavawitch Kiki, who is the sweetest bird on the face of this earth decided to take a chunk out of my ear tonight. You’ve got to love Conures.

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#pinnochio I was overall happy with the film. I know there’s a lot of good reviews and bad reviews. But what I really want to know from the filmmakers is why they cut out the scene at the end of the movie where Pinocchio becomes a real boy. There has to be a reason for it.

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@ScotiabankHelps I need someones help. I've had a mortgage with @scotiabank for 19 years. I've never missed a payment. I'm trying to renew early to avoid interest rate hikes. The branch won't do it as my late moms name is on the mortgage. Please help.

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Kiki and Syd Charisse are the same Colour.

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@adamcarolla One word “poutine “.

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@ravenmaster1 I love seeing the ravens at the tower. I’ve got some ravens of my own.

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@DFWAirport I think we’re gonna need a bigger plane.

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Kiki’s new thing, taking a bath in the fish bowl while I’m cleaning it.

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@AlexTheHonk My borb Coco imitating Alex with his chest feather.

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@adamcarolla I found a photograph of you on a plane from the 1970’s. you haven’t aged a day.

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@elonmusk I love you. Not literally just your message.