How about a #montypython and #GoT crossover? Let's see Arya look over the top of that castle and yell "I fart in your general direction!" at those zombies.
Losing your virginity hours before you die seems like a waste of time. As a woman, the first time is so often awkward and painful. And if you're really about to die, you'll never have the chance to get it right. Save the 5 minutes and get an ice cream.
FYI I don't care who you are, I will literally never ever send you a read receipt. And if you ask for one I will automatically despise you. And put your email at the bottom of my to do list.