Jay Lagorio 🅅

Massachutean in Maryland doing the work that needs to get done. Licensed Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but in a weird way. CFP Board for @districtcon

[Zephyr Teachout @ZephyrTeachout]

This is really heartbreaking news.

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

When will people understand that this predatory pricing model will always be true of anything coming out of Silicon Valley? It is literally their only model. 1. Operate at a loss so everyone signs up 2. Wipe out competitors 3. Slam users with profane monopolistic costs

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Gofundme (2012): Just a cool little website where your friends can support your projects.

Gofundme (2026): The backbone of the healthcare system.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Silas Cutler (p1nk) @silascutler]

No tax charges filed in Southern Poverty Law Center probe, after IRS lawyers determined informant program legally structured, sources say

https://t.co/Pn2kxvsGYZ

[Sir Escanor (𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘚𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳) @EscanorReloaded]

CEOs are quietly realizing the AI replacement plan has a problem.
Two problems, actually.

One: the token costs for running AI agents are now exceeding what they were paying the employees they fired.

Two: when the tokens run out, the AI stops. Just stops. No continuity. No workaround. Just a spinning wheel where your workforce used to be.

You fired humans to save money and bought a subscription that bills you into a corner.

The employees you let go knew what to do when things broke.
The AI just invoices you for the outage.

And then there’s the permission problem nobody wants to talk about.

To do its job, the AI agent needs access. Full access. Your systems, your patents, your contracts, your future plans. Everything you spent years building, handed over to a process that has no loyalty, no discretion, and no skin in the game.

You didn’t hire a replacement.
You gave a stranger with no soul the keys to everything you own.

Enjoy.

[Zack Korman @ZackKorman]

Some of you don’t want to hear this but if your bug reports are always getting rejected you probably need to improve your writing.

[𝕮𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖓 @svnder]

still a bit stunned by his genius instinct to: purchase one of the most culturally ubiquitous brands to emerge in the 21st century and immediately strip it of any cohesive identity in both form and function

[Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jaylagorio]

@AccidentalCISO Hell yeah!

[DistrictCon @DistrictCon]

It's basically summer which means you should be thinking about what video games you should be playing. We submit into record Command & Conquer Generals

[Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jaylagorio]

Well of course, because one of them getting it wrong could ruin your day but the other getting it wrong could ruin millions of people's OH SHIT WAIT

[Dino A. Dai Zovi @dinodaizovi]

The level of security and protection of the credentials that you use to tap with your phone to buy a coffee vs. publish software that the entire world uses couldn't possibly be further apart.

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

“What IS a secret though” stumped me.

Any string that is sensitive itself, or can lead to sensitive data? I don’t know how to define it to someone not technical.

“What about my phone number” idk man sure what the hell everything

[Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jaylagorio]

@AccidentalCISO Damn, that's some excellent work!

[Rudransh @rudranshstwt]

It's simple

[Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jaylagorio]

I've NEVER wanted to play a GTA mod so bad!

[WarTranslated @wartranslated]

Ukraine is training drone operators using a custom GTA V mod that simulates hunting Russian Shaheds in the air.

[Andrew Kalat @Lerg]

The next time your employer asks you to go the extra mile or work those extra hours or support “the family” just remember all the layoffs happening right now to people who did all of those things.

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

I love this trick from baby boomers. Make things insanely unaffordable and do not raise workers’ wages. Then, complain that young people spend too much money on frivolous activities like eating lunch.