Jason Mallas

Fool proof and sucka-free since 1971. These tweets are mine, and not the opinion of anyone else.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@Break111710 Ugh.

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@BPortistime A good cops worst enemy is a bad cop - like these low lifes.

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@KurtBenkert @MarcedesLewis89 You’re the best Kurt! Thanks for making this kid’s day.

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

Is this for real @elonmusk ?

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

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[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@ingress Why did my CORE subscription disappear? You charged me! This is widespread!

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@brewcitypaul So now the @Bucks can go and get AD

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

I’d take mine EVERYWHERE!

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@Giannis_An34 Truth. They’re all malakas!

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Cha ching 💰

This #TMobileTuesdays, we’re giving away cash—retweet for your chance to win $1,000 from #TMobileMONEY.

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Every season is vacation season ⛱

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[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@FreddyJonesBand @phish Here’s some more “yesteryear!”

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@TickPick How do I get tickets from the tick pick app to the ballpark app? My email addresses are different...

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

@SHAQ is all with that techno...

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

Just posted a photo @ Pin Traders At Downtown Disney https://t.co/vmJ19ftjp9

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

Just posted a photo @ Pin Traders At Downtown Disney https://t.co/6YmoFUrVCN

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

Words to live by. @ Disney Springs https://t.co/jKQ1fZGAzp

[Jason Mallas @jayman720]

The magic is real... LOL @ Disney’s Port Orleans Resort - Riverside https://t.co/CWGWzdS2oC