Jayme Hoover

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

My diet consisted of donuts, chips, and alcohol today💁🏼‍♀️ 🍩 🍺

[✨V✨ @coolauntV]

sleeping with a military guy and then telling him he can’t stay over because of the 3rd amendment

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

@underthe_SEA28 I second that

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Y’all still think we need to drug test everyone on unemployment or...?🤔

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

My boss deadass tried to hook me up with my coworker😂😂

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Facts🙄

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

This pandemic taught me that people seriously don’t understand cross contamination 🤦🏼‍♀️

[justin @farringt0n]

tested positive for not being good enough

[シ @unspelling]

it costs $0.00 to doubIe text me when i leave you on read

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Idc how lactose intolerant I get, I’m still going to eat an ungodly amount of cheese 🤤

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Honestly, how is Arby’s still open? 🤔

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Idk who’s putting hexes on me but could you like stop?🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

I can’t wait until I have my own place and am financially stable because I’m so ready to support small artists by filling rooms with custom paintings😭

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

@AlexoftheAura You’re so old😭

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Got bloodwork again yesterday and threatened to poop on the bed if she stuck the needle in me🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ why tf am I like this? #DidntActuallyDoIt

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Oof 😂

[billiam @BillRatchet]

how u fucking girls u met at the bar raw but worried bout the coronavirus

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

Tbh I probably should have let my mom pick out my clothes in middle school. I would have had a better style😂

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

@Liza_Beth_NFL Gurl you better send me a link to this because I’ve been obsessively watching him lately

[Jayme Hoover @jayme_hoover]

23 years old and I cried for my mom while getting bloodwork done🤦🏼‍♀️