Lisa Jemine

Pharmacist👩🏾‍⚕️/PK🙏🏾/Recovering ice cream addict 😌/God’s favorite baby 😇

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

Out of all foods I feel like jollof rice has the best rewarm value 😌

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

I’ve said this countless times, people in Abuja have absolutely no reason to be driving the way the do 🤦‍♀️

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Is there even driving school in Abuja?
The driving is so horrible.
I used to think Lagos was bad but Abuja is 10 times worse.
You have to drive as if every other person is on drugs.

[KAT @reallKAT]

Copied:
In 1986, the American Medical Association published an article titled "The Physical Death of Jesus Christ". It details the entire process of Jesus' trial to His death on the cross.

In Luke 22, before Jesus is arrested, it is written that He was in great distress & sweating blood. Although rare, it is recognized as Hematidrosis, a condition caused by high levels of stress.

At the time, the crucifixion was considered the worst death for the worst of criminals. But this is not all Jesus faced. He endured whipping so severe that it tore the flesh from His body. He was beaten so horribly that His face was torn & His beard ripped.

A crown of thorns, 2-3 inches long cut deeply into His scalp. The leather whip used to flog Him had tiny iron balls & sharp bones. The balls caused internal injuries while the sharp bones ripped open His flesh. His skeletal muscles, veins, & bowels are exposed, causing major blood loss. Most men do not survive this kind of torture. After Jesus was severely flogged, He was forced to carry His cross while people mocked & spat on Him.

Crucifixion was a process meant to instill excruciating pain, creating a slow & agonizing death. Nails as long as 8 inches were driven into Jesus' wrists & feet. The Roman soldiers knew the tendons in the wrists would tear & break, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support Himself to breathe. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the courage...Jesus endured this reality for 3 hours!

The Gospel of John writes that after Jesus' death, a Roman soldier pierced His side with a spear & blood & water came out. Scientists explain that from hypovolemic shock, the rapid heart rate causes fluid to gather in the sack around the lungs & heart. The accumulation of fluid in the membrane around the heart is called a Pericardial effusion & the lungs is called a pleural effusion.

To the world, Christianity is as foolish as it can get. They believe it's for the weak. But when you are confronted by the reality of the cross, it's clearly not a pretty sight. It is brutal & horrific.

This is the weight Jesus carried. The weight of the sins of the world, all so that we can live. God's wrath is fully satisfied in Jesus. This is what it took. Repent & believe! Jesus is “God among us” in the flesh. Jesus is our Savior. Jesus loves you so much that He went through this spiritual and physical punishment for your sins and mine.

Jesus is the LORD, Almighty God, Everlasting Father.

Thank You, Jesus.

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

First rain of the year 🥹🥹

[Kingsley Ubatu @RichkingUbatu]

Who even cares? 😂
Hahahaha🤣

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

A lot of people believe they are Christians but in truth they aren’t. If you’re a Christian and you are doubting miracles, what then do you believe in

[Pere Egbi ✊🏾 @PereEgbi]

I’m seeing the video of ten people getting up and walking after Pastor Chris told them to get up, and I’m also reading some strange comments about it.

I encountered him many years ago. I remember being on a healing line, seeking healing for my left hand, which had complications from surgery. At the time, there were still issues from the procedure.

He had not yet started the healing school then. It was a Monday, and the program was called “Faith Clinic.” The church was not nearly as large as it is now.

He walked up to me in that line, held my left hand, looked at me without blinking, and simply said, “Healed.”

Fast forward to today… years later… my left hand remains healed. I had shared this story before, those who follow me closely must’ve heard me say it. There are many reasons why I believe God heals through Pastor Chris. You cannot take that experience away from me. And he teaches the word. I do know what I know.

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

@italian_Spencer You should listen to LoveWorld singers.

[Rhapsody of Realities @RhapsodyDaily]

Pastor Chris' Warning about the coming of Our Lord Jesus Christ.
"As long as it's 2026, keep this before your eyes and in your heart all year" - Pastor Chris

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

I literally don’t know what everyone is on #strangerthings had the perfect ending.

[Eva Ugboka @Ever_evaa]

Around this same time every year you’ll start hearing,
“Pastor Chris is your god,” “you people worship your pastors,” “this is a cult.”

Yes please, I’m the Capone. 😂

And we’re currently recruiting new members.

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

@kenechuqu Would you mind if I asked you some questions about the exam please?

[MJ👑 @iam__Jezreel]

Exactly a week today we shook the city of Abuja!!!!! PNEUMATIKOS NIGHT🔥🔥🔥

Ps. Enoch Boamah that's the tweet!!💖🫶🏽

[therealchurchgist @therealchurchg1]

Tens of thousands of people gathered at Moshood Abiola National Stadium, Abuja, on 7th November 2025 for Pneumatikos Night, an unforgettable all-night of power, healing, restoration and the supernatural. The program which was organized by the Christ Embassy Abuja Zone 1, and headed by anointed minister of God, Pastor Enoch Boamah, was a transformative service that touched hearts, deepened faith, and ushered in divine mercy and miracles.

The stadium erupted in joy as the multitude witnessed undeniable displays of God’s power and countless miracles. It was a night of worship, prayer, and life-changing encounters with the Holy Spirit!

#PneumatikosNight #CEAbujaZone1

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Don't leave dirty dishes in the sink overnight.

It’s a mindset rooted in poverty.

You'll never walk into a wealthy person's kitchen and find a single unwashed plate.

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

I absolutely love Sasha and Morgan’s relationship and nobody wants this, they should honestly just keep it platonic.

[KAT @reallKAT]

You don’t believe in God and Miracles until you get into a problem that requires God and a miracle.

[Yvonne Katsande @ykatsande]

💰💵The hidden truth behind taxpayers money

Your tax money isn’t building a better future — it’s fueling a corrupt globalist empire in Brussels. Unelected EU elites pocket obscene, tax-free salaries, wallow in luxury perks, and retire with gold-plated pensions — all while preaching austerity and “solidarity.”

This isn’t governance — it’s a racket. A closed system where loyalty to the globalist agenda is rewarded, and accountability to the people is nonexistent.

📌Join me on weekdays at 9PM GMT+1 on https://t.co/JhdlK5qKmd

[Lisa Jemine @jaymeenee_]

Me doing my makeup: I’ll just use 2 lip products max

10 lip products and 30 minutes later: My perfect lip combo 😂

[pshegs @pshegs]

We need GMOs in Nigeria - Dr. Yemisi Asagbra. @YemisiAsagbra
Dr. Yemisi is the DG of National Biosafety Management Agency i.e., she is the gatekeeper of GMOs in Nigeria, and the person responsible for approving GMO maize as safe for consumption.

She was replied by Professor Qrisstuberg Amua, @telconference the VC of Benue State University of Agriculture, Science and Technology, who also heads the Centre for Food Safety and Agricultural Research. I am the Deputy Director of this organization.

This interview of both of them was this week. Ensure this video gets to every Nigerian who eats food.

Watch full video here: https://t.co/PBWWR2Jdpc

[Michael🌹 @MichaelAjobo]

🟥 DO YOU REALIZE THAT GOD LOVES YOU PERSONALLY?... YOU'RE NOT LOST IN THE CROWD ❤️

- PASTOR CHRIS