Jen ☮️

“Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars.”

[Jen ☮️ @jaymhay03]

Brutal, but also beautiful. Beautiful, yet still brutal. Brutiful.

[Jen ☮️ @jaymhay03]

@usedgov “But you better not call us Nazis!!!!!!”

[Matt Rein @MatthewARein]

the "tiger" being referenced here is Hitler btw

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Remember, Trump and Vance always speak more viciously to Canada and Denmark and the UK than they do North Korea or Russia or China.

[Ben's Love of Dunkin' @karaisshort]

The tiny hard hat! I'm gonna SCREAM 😍

[T @walterwhitepill]

Fatherhood update

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Imagine removing the images of a war crime because the war criminals were upset

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“data centers can give communities valuable tax revenue”

sorry, I watch sports, I know the “billionaires get the infrastructure built first, then blackmail local governments for tax breaks by threatening to relocate and leave them with a huge waste of public funds” playbook

[Karl Townes Van Zandt @Karl_Townes]

I know we live in a world where people like to pretend that representation doesn’t matter.

But there is an entire nation of people who got to see someone that looked like them play in the NFL for the first time.

And I for one thinks that’s pretty cool.

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

JUST IN: Murderers are often criticized for "killing people" but serial killers kill roughly 3x as much

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Killa smiles 😄

[Jen ☮️ @jaymhay03]

@connor_echols @nick_clevelands @RStatecraft What a fucking loserrrrrrrr

[bisexual laura palmer @meanwhile666]

the neighbourhood literally wrote sweater weather

[Jen ☮️ @jaymhay03]

@adammocklerr And he’s STILL going to get elected after covering up for child rapists and torturing puppies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I think it’s time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it.

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

[Jen ☮️ @jaymhay03]

He’s been telling us who he is for at least 11 years (but arguably far longer), he knows he’s literally untouchable, he’s never given a fuck about you, and I do genuinely feel empathy for those that got sucked into it

[Covie @covie_93]

How did he manage to convince poor white people that he cares about them??

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's just not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare, I don't think that's equivalent. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth