John Miller

[John Miller @JayMill12]

@dylgor it was going way too fast last night.. Appreciate you're concern

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

@JayMill12 so is time going fast or slow in your current situation ?

[John Miller @JayMill12]

Why do microwave times seem to go crazy fast when you're drunk and super slow when your high

[John Miller @JayMill12]

@chadillac_king @DBuff81 @devismac if you take down 2 of 3 teams on the California road trip you should be considered a #cupcontender

[John Miller @JayMill12]

The Canucks had 2 of the best goaltenders in the league and now have really nothing to show for them being gone #canucks #unnacceptable

[Spenny @SpencerSwinston]

If this gets 250 retweets I'll grow the grade 9 flow back..

[John Miller @JayMill12]

Eh bud #tbt #maylong @claytonswan http://t.co/BMFNHJ8Q

[John Miller @JayMill12]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/kcXYO5HS

[College Life @8_Semesters]

25 years from now: Dad, how did you meet mom? “Well, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that.”

[College Life @8_Semesters]

I think I speak for everyone when I say; yoga pants should have a weight limit…

[John Miller @JayMill12]

@4deWit4 @Pietsch10 @snykyforuk16 @austin_janes fuckk that I can swim faster than janis can skate #truth #hawksalumni

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Is it me or is Jennifer Aniston nipping in nearly every picture she is in?

[Epic Meal Time @EpicMealTime]

Why don't fast food chains collabo?! I would totally buy a Baconator Burrito from @TacoBell or a 5-layer Taco Burger from @Wendys

[John Miller @JayMill12]

#party http://t.co/TKtO6KE4

[John Miller @JayMill12]

http://t.co/DY8TweQV

[John Miller @JayMill12]

@Jrauschy12 I don't go on twitter often but you are by far the worst tweeter I've ever seen #figureitout #iwouldbuyonefromcostco

[Eric de Wit @4deWit4]

@Benstang @JayMill12 heard that #herdat

[John Miller @JayMill12]

From the city of champions to the city of the first overall pick! #mustbeproud

[John Miller @JayMill12]

@Jrauschy12 aren't you an oiler fan? You shouldn't have to much too say #dust #stfu