Jason Mingalone

I’m not a robot, but I’ve got a mechanical hand

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

it is done! I am success, thank you

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

hold on there’s a bunch of money on my keys

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

holy fuck

[DOMi Louna @DOMi_keys]

Coltrane closet practice - countdown

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

https://t.co/zfm3ay1DHu

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

eating a toblerone makes you immune to dying in a plane crash for 15 minutes

[animal crossing 🎈 @acuteleaf]

ASDFGHJKL:;;;

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

free me and let me scream

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

@Thomas_of_Troy fuck that

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

nothing but blue skies from now on

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

whatcha lookin at son? i’m no reflection, staring’s a disease yo i have an eye infection

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

just got surrounded by a pack of women at wawa to who wanted take a selfie with me because my mustache was apparently a crucial addition to their Weird NJ road trip

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

john stamos watched my snapchat story

[average breakfast enjoyer @naastynun]

if i had a girlfriend i would be her boyfriend. thats the kinda guy i am

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

I think my insurance company waived my payments from the last 3 months. I’m confused but definitely not complaining #switchtogeico #thingsarelookingup #thanksgeico

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

i think you wasted it on the cat

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

you left this town with the possibility of waging war

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

@princessgnocchi me when i went to OCC

[succman @lawfollower69]

🤔

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

@yeahdudethatsux absolutely, the bass player is the glue between the drums and lead instruments

[Jason Mingalone @jaymingles]

the drummer is always the coolest member of the band because he’s not part of the dancing fairy show happening in front of his kit. he just hits stuff and looks sweaty