Jay Mitt

Some state and then an airplane emoji and then another state

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Today my carelessness made someone late for work. He could lose his job, his home. Sir, if you're reading this, I can't replace the extra .74 seconds you sat at that green light, but your honk--still echoing in my soul--serves as a harsh reminder that my actions have consequences

[Adam Patrick @adampatrickNFL]

Tomorrow?

#SKOL

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Helpful graphic showing each unwritten rule of baseball:

[Devon Grenier @devon_grenier]

7 billion people in this world and you think your soulmate is in Joe Blacks, Grand Forks?

[dean @deangleberry]

call me immature or whatever, but i’m 24 years old and still like my bread without the crust

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[eric @EKmudbone]

Walmart is out of paper towels and napkins now.. I'm also noticing a suspicious amount of people with sandpaper in their carts.

[Nick Nemeroff @nicknemeroff]

“Sitting is the new smoking” - me as I put a bunch of weed in my ass

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Brad Marchand with maybe the worst shootout attempt in history @spittinchiclets https://t.co/hdOd4EpUMK

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

plz work

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

We fight as a family. 💜 #OskarStrong

[Jay Mitt @jaymitt]

Gonna tell my kids this was Tesla’s first ever truck

[NHL @NHL]

Gonna tell our kids this was @KimKardashian.

[Marshall @MarshallHogue]

Just when I thought 2019 was going to turn around

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Skirts are MAD comfy! Who knew?
My undercarriage feels NOICEE 👌

[Jay Mitt @jaymitt]

@naturallight

[Jay Mitt @jaymitt]

@Twins

[Jay Mitt @jaymitt]

@Twins

[Jacob Resnick @Jacob_Resnick]

Yeah the Home Run Derby is cool, but nothing is more electric than the Korean bunting contest.

[Jay Mitt @jaymitt]

@Twins