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[Josh @jaymunday]

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[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

I was not fully prepared for this WIN LOSE OR DRAW clip from 1988 💀💀💀

[Josh @jaymunday]

@city_jessica_ @linadreaamy No 😝 C'mon math is kinda what I do

[Josh @jaymunday]

@Imam_jr01 None. I would take a long look in the mirror and ask myself why I've surrounded myself with losers who are terrible with money.

[Josh @jaymunday]

@michaeljburry If puts you have, then losses do you seek

[Josh @jaymunday]

Oh no! 😿

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[Josh @jaymunday]

@WealthWatcherCo Monday probably closes green for stocks and flat to lower on oil

[Josh @jaymunday]

@data168

[Josh @jaymunday]

@pdoocy @zerohedge This probably goes as well as the Epstein files: Aliens are totally real, they have been and continue to abduct and probe people.. but we aren't going to do anything about it

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@OC There are two types of people in the world, and they're both cunts.

[Josh @jaymunday]

@senshi_real

[Josh @jaymunday]

@SPXTrades Never don't gamble

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Geno Smith is so bad that the team he left immediately won the Super Bowl while the team he joined now has the #1 overall pick in the draft

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

I used to get nagged nonstop by my husband for buying two robot vacuums.
Now he’s gone and turned them straight into tanks 🙂

[Josh @jaymunday]

@mrwtffacts All the fathers must be out getting a pack of smokes 🚬

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

This is what AI was made for 😂

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Current situation:

1. Stocks = Record high
2. Gold = Record high
3. Silver = Record high
4. Home Prices = Record high
5. Copper = Record high
6. Platinum = Record high
7. Money Market Funds = Record high
8. US Debt = Record high
9. Deficit Spending = Record high
10. Household Debt = Record high

When everything hits a record high at the same exact time, it's not a coincidence.

Fiat currencies are depreciating.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

The waiver is just a death contract