Jayna Mayer

My life is a little insane and a little hysterical. Just taking it one day at a time.

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Anyone else pull a 3 mile long string out of their dogs butt first thing this morning??

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

#3: #2, can you eat pickled cucumbers? #2: Depends on how you pickle them. Friend 1: Bruh, pickled cucumbers are pickles. You pickle cucumbers to make pickles. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

#2 learned how to KT tape his own knee today during his PT appt. He now wants to KT tape everyone’s knee. No one is safe from the tape.

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

@Target it’s fine that you are closing your self check out lines, but maybe try opening some registers so we do t have to stand in line for 15 min for a couple of things. Two lines and excessive wait times are not the vibe.

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Me: That man was smoking a pipe. #2: Like a “pipe” pipe? Me: No! Like an old fashioned pipe. Not a crackpipe. But it’s funny that’s where your mind automatically went 😂

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Me: I realized last night I’m going to have to get you guys some suits when you get to high school. #3: OMG! Really? I will rock a suit. I will look so good. #2: Ugh. A suit? Really? That sounds awful. #NotTheReactionsIWasExpecting #TwinLife #BoyMom #FashionConcious

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

This morning we learned #2 thinks his dad is a plumber. He sees the commercials for a plumbing company the same name as @mayermd’s company and assumed he was a plumber. Even though he works from home a few days a week. #2 just figured it was some new remote plumbing. #HesSoPretty

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Me: How was your first day of cross country?? #2: This is the worst thing I’ve ever done. I’ve made a huge mistake. #NotLovingIt #NotATrackStar

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

#3 has been home for 10 minutes and already shed his pants. It was a tough day having to wear them for 8 hours. #FirstDayOfSchool #7thGrade #TeamNoPants

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Nothing compares to that post summertime double header shower. Nothing. #CantChangeMyMind #Summertime #BaseballLife

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

#3 is renaming his siblings in contacts. He’s currently changing #1 from Warden to Rough Draft. She doesn’t think it’s as funny as the rest of us. #SiblingLove #HesFunny

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Me- I can only do feet finder on my right foot cause I broke that toe on the left. #2- it’s okay, some people are really in to mangled feet. #CollegeFund #Mangled #BoyMom

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Me- #3 you will have an hour in between your sessions at camp in a few weeks. You can just hang out, take something to do, or do their animation class during that hour. #3- I’ll just print off some algebra worksheets to do while I wait. #HisFathersSon #WhoSaysThat

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

#2- Hey dad! Can we take the axe…. Me- No. Nope. Any sentence that starts with can we take the axe is a no. #AccidentProne #DangerZone

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

It’s all fun and games until your pool float gets a home and sinks you rapidly. #SummerTime #PoolSeason

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

We need more people like this!!

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I was not expecting dude to drop fire. https://t.co/1ZQbOknLbO

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

Super first world problem over here. I can’t find my reusable bags, and the company doesn’t make them anymore 😭 It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine. #FirstWorldProblems

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

“6 more, then you get to pulse it.” Thanks @AllymissLove for always giving me a great workout. #OnePeloton #PelotonBarre

[Jayna Mayer @jaynamayer]

You know life has been crazy and you haven’t been home much when door dash send you a message saying it was time to place your order and asking if you want one of your usuals. #MomLife #BusySeason

[CheerTheory @CheerTheory]

Luxe Cheer - Lady Legends

BOW DOWN TO THE CROWN!

Beautiful tumbling in the opening and the ENERGY during the dance was EVERYTHING 💃

LSS6 | #CheerWorlds2023