Sm Jyn

2011

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

@WeirdOwlchemy never idles

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

found out it was someone’s birthday. wished them happy birthday. now what #COVIDー19

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@mirandanmf dang it. one time i applied at the actual MUZAK

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@mirandanmf i was thinking all was bleak but ahoy, dream job. *oscar weiner mobile drives by slowly

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bela waluigi’s dead by bauhaus is my favorite song on switch

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

@JoeSondow @WorfEmail *dons firefighter outfit lookin like Rick Moranis : ‘everybody out of the way! we gotta save those votes! whats’s this, Biden, Biden, Biden, i can barely make out... BIDEN, Biden, Biden, this one is in crayon, BIDEN

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

@CBSNewYork guys? PONTOONS. you can land that sucker anywhere! There’s no lifeguards and there’s SHARKS!

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@JoeBiden excuse me dor my candor Mr. Vice President sir. all the best in the election.

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

@JoeBiden Joe, the nation also ponders how he gets his velcro on his shoes crossed. AND WHO IS CROSSING THE VELCRO FOR HIM

[Weird Owl @WeirdOwlchemy]

If a toad licks a person, it learns about capitalism & venereal disease and is never the same toad ever again afterwards.

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

@ZacharyLipez ha whats twitter

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@nypost is that john n paul or george n ringo

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

derfinitely got busted at 9am in the parking lot at work on a boss micro cube trying to learn ‘little guitars’ and then the dudes in Prison (band) thought it was good as an intro on a recent recording. hope it makes the cut. RIP EVH

[📷 @NikkiSixx]

Crushed. So fucking crushed. RIP Eddie Van Halen. You changed our world. You were the Mozart of rock guitar. Travel safe rockstar.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Keep your hands off our mailboxes.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

81 days. 81 days to organize, to mobilize, and fight to ensure we can finally say goodbye to the national nightmare we call Donald Trump.

[Weird Owl @WeirdOwlchemy]

Shoes made out of wah wah pedals so every step is grooooovy

[Sm Jyn @jayne_sam]

@al_capowned @tonyhawk did anyone address this guys nazi flag