Jane Appleby

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[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Jagger, on how fame changes you, is fabulous.

@nytimes @MickJagger

[gato sideral @omrclo]

“Não pode torcer pra país imperialista na copa”

Brasileiros, Colombianos, Mexicanos, Uruguaios e Chilenos agora:

[AlexH @DryToast2810]

Insane that The Police became so huge when their members were:

-A pompous English teacher
-The hyperactive and histrionic son of a founding member of the CIA
-A jazz guitarist a whole decade older than the other two, who has just discovered effects pedals

[Casper @CasperOnChain]

Ryan Gosling reveals Harrison Ford punched him, swallowed 15 Advil as a joke, and once stapled his hat to his own head

“Never meet your heroes unless they’re Harrison Ford. He’s as cool as you want him to be”

“He punched me one time in a scene, and then when they brought me ice for my face, he took the ice out of my hand, put his fist in it and said, ‘I forgive you’”

“And then when they brought me Advil, I went to take two Advil and he took the whole thing and housed like 15 of them. He’s not like us. He could just house half a bottle of Advil as a joke”

“You know in Raiders, when he’s riding and his hat kept coming off? He stapled it to his head. They were trying to tape it and he said, ‘Forget it. Give me a stapler.’ And he stapled it to his head”

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

That priceless moment when you can tell how much P:osh Spice loves football 🤣🤣

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

How do you know the melodies of my people, human.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

So the White House is a Thai restaurant now?

[O. Pérez Sammartino @OSammartino]

Inglaterra resistió el asedio nórdico, pero queda debilitada ante un eventual ataque francés. Estamos en 1066.

[Dita Von Teese @DitaVonTeese]

My Australia & New Zealand tour of Nocturnelle begins in just a few weeks! https://t.co/UTaCgKImfM

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

it looks like it could be on the side of a fairground ride circa 2006

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

A surprising number of neurodivergent adults have lived in a near-constant state of low-grade existential overwhelm since childhood without ever realising that other people do not experience life this way.

[anikin @cebooano]

moonspell magic boy dolls probably

[Marie Bernard @MarieBnard]

The Rolling Stones qui reprennent la chanson d’Amy Winehouse, c’est comme boire un verre d’un excellent pinard, ça se savoure et réchauffe les coeurs.

Puissent les pierres rouler encore de nombreuses années 🫀

You Know I'm No Good

https://t.co/BhLEI7i32f

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Television producer: "You know what The Cure needs? Some go-go dancers!"

[Emma Burrows @EJ_Burrows]

A rare bit of bit of light relief from Britain’s foreign office. What silly Brits have asked the embassy to help them with abroad:

Finding somewhere to get blonde highlights in Jordan, seeking a refund for a bad meal and a request to help with the temperature of the hotel shower

[Mavo @0xMavo]

Millie Bobby Brown revealed she got food shamed on the Stranger Things set for eating something totally normal in England.

Millie: “They’d be like, ‘mate, what the fuck are you eating?’… it’s like you live in the 1800s.”

Millie: “I would hide in a corner because they’d be like, ‘what is that?’

And I was just like, it’s a jacket potato with beans and cheese. It’s nothing.”

She said it’s a completely different story filming in England.

Millie: “Everybody’s like having jacket potato.”

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

Cats Who Love Dogs 🐈🤝🐕
While some cats prefer their distance, a truly dog-friendly cat breaks all the rules of nature.

[Over It 😒 @jamizfoshiz]

I want to compare Streisand’s art collection with Madonna’s…it would rival The Met.

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔶✨🇵🇸 @notroyaltybratz]

I kid you NOT. Not trying to be biased but this is like the best LE doll in like a LONG time. Her outfit is so stunning, face card, and she has the best nylon I’ve ever felt on a doll.

[J.D. Banker @DadInvest]

This is so much better when you realize Slash is only on stage because Gosling tried to put up multiple unrealistic hurdles for the performance and they flew Slash in from Thailand the night before to make this happen.