amoebaschool

[amoebaschool @jaynelear]

https://t.co/tpK6o28wTN #GoFundMe

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’ll never be this chill

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

there are simply too many under-funded schools and libraries for anyone to be a billionaire in good conscience.

[The Monster @boris3324]

@Roshan_Rinaldi @gnuman1979 Really

[Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics]

The moment before the Beatles crossed Abby Road. 1969.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Happy earth day

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I feel like half the reason there's an epidemic of loneliness in our culture is because we set so much store on romance and have forgotten the beauty of deep, committed friendship.

[Bethan Moore @Bethan_Kate]

I went to a baby group yesterday where the babies had to ‘pick’ toy vegetables and the v enthusiastic group leader said ‘everyone grab an aubergine’ and I said ‘that’s how we got into this mess in the first place, amiright?’ and literally nobody laughed

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Understandable.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I'm tired of cars, I want trains, monorails, cat buses with gleaming eyes, mysterious trolleys that emerge from the deep woods, beribboned witches who deliver your food on brooms

[Icona @iconawrites]

I don’t care much about looks, but I’d like to age into the kind of old lady a girl in a red hood can at least distinguish from a wolf in a nightgown.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

whenever I'm depressed I remember the penguin in a Penguin Books sweater

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious month between covid waves

[Icona @iconawrites]

I hope this email does not find you. I hope a sorcerer turned you into a frog and now you are free.

[Icona @iconawrites]

It’s never too late to get back into a reading habit. Start small. Start with comic books or children’s books or whatever amuses you. Start with ten minutes of reading per day. Your reading muscles will start strengthening soon.

[Tony Baker @TonyBakercomedy]

Remember Peeps. When you lose a truly LOVED one, you HAVE to live on. You have to survive. Push Through. It never means you forgot, or you didn’t care. But you must live.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

me after completing exactly one task:

[Omar Reborn @SenClayDavisx4]

How are Biden’s vaccine mandates an overreach but TX abortion laws aren’t?

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

The symbol for women's bathrooms of a woman in a skirt is outdated and must be replaced by a stick figure of a person listening to a true crime podcast.