John Kratos⚡️🇳🇬

Personal Coach (Trainer + Life Coach)
@Obi_FitnessSolutions on Instagram
Isaiah 48:22.
Ecclesiates 11:4.

[John Kratos⚡️🇳🇬 @JayObi_RAW]

Gym songs that turn you into a complete Oni

A Thread?

KSLV Noh - Override

https://t.co/4KpkR15tst

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕪🎧 @Chris_Breezy93]

I’ve never witnessed such amazing and immersive acting 😭😂

[tommmm. @awildtom]

Hands up if you’re also at the age when you know you’re just never going to be able to retire

[k @kurtos]

there's actually no way a v-buck is worth more than an Argentinian peso

[Shitposting as an art form @supaflystickman]

@thegameslinger1 Every clip I see of this guy is against my will istg

[tasha🇳🇬🏳️‍⚧️ GALAXYCON '26 @tashakanxo]

them niggas racist as fuck with no motion i could drop a five dollar bill around an argentinian family of 17 and them niggas will fight to the death over it like rabid dogs

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

[Calem @AtlasCoPMC]

2038 World Cup: "We are expanding the tournament to 256 countries"

Christmas Island vs Planet Viltrum at 4:30 AM in Group B2:

[ᢉ𐭩𑣲 @bnswaaa]

Our parents are chasing 60 with no grandchildren 😂😭

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

You have a car, a good job, and your own place, but somehow a woman with none of those things is out of your league just because she has a big ass.

[PokkeIsKing @Volpe_Is_King]

"64 teams will completely dilute that field! The game is gone!"

The 2 AM match between Vatican City and Planet Namek:

[Naa Shɔmɛ @_shorshor]

@Mzzaustin_ I am so stressed out right now because I can’t unsee it

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Lord please put a nigga on life changing opportunities

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I am not sending a video on why I think I am the perfect fit for the job. You can go to hell with your vacancy

[aether @bluewdrift]

my life changed the moment I heard someone say that working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate

[pff_kered @pff_kered]

@MichaelDoesLife Crazy how you catch all these details when neither of your eyes are looking at the screen

[Agele05 @Agele05]

First. Last🥹.