Jay Pee

Poker player, #PlayStation4 Battlefield 1 addict and a partial douchebag.

[Jay Pee @JayPeePoker]

Firepit

[Mrs. Alyssa @AlyssaDurand]

I need an iPad stand like this....@JPDoesNotLikeU

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Support turned out to be no help at all, in case you were wondering @obsessedMUTman. I'll just keep looking

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Thanks @obsessedMUTman but that didn't answer my question.... I'll just contact tech support.

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Via @obsessedMUTman "fuck dish" // Great idea for a punishment. Can u tell me where I can find DishAnywhere's anus so I can rape this thing?

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Well, it turns out that DishAnywhere does not have a dick, so I will have to find another way to punish it for making me miss Closing Bell.

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Listen to me DishAnywhere; let me watch Closing Bell on CNBC or I'm going to punch you in the dick.

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It's strange.... most people who made mistakes of that magnitude and frequency at work would not have a job anymore @limonpoker @nfl

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Ridiculous call. How about some real accountability for the @NFL "referees"?

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Please, @49ers coaching staff, oh God please, let @Kaepernick7 RUN!!!

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It's pretty much impossible to be mad at someone who's wearing onesey pajamas.

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It's nice that the 49ers get another BYE week this week.

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Made me think of you @kugarolydoba

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

Drop the leftovers. Grab a controller. #AdvancedWarfare 2xp is live all weekend long.

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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Listening to old classic Christmas music makes me glad people don't say "gay" in music anymore.

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Here's my much anticipated #SuperBowlPrediction:
Oakland Raiders vs 22 retarded newborns.
Final score: Retarded Newborns 55 - Raiders 3

[Jay Pee @JayPeePoker]

So, Brown definitely shit his pants his pants against Benitez, right?