Jamie Ann

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

stop!!!! making!!!! applicants!!!! create!!!! accounts!!!! to apply!!!! for a job!!!!

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room who knows where I’ll go next

[Deejay 🅿️ @PlayboiPea]

I remember a girl on here said men should start in jail and earn freedom

[Aphrodite🧚 @bellalunaestela]

it’s officially aries season 🍒💃💋🌄🐏🌹🌞☄️🌶️🏋️‍♀️🎸🌋🐦‍🔥🍄🧚‍♀️💌🖤✨🍒💃💋🌄🐏🌹🌞☄️🌶️🏋️‍♀️🎸🌋🐦‍🔥🍄🧚‍♀️💌🖤✨🍒💃💋🌄🐏🌹🌞☄️🌶️🏋️‍♀️🎸🌋🐦‍🔥🍄🧚‍♀️💌🖤✨🍒💃💋🌄🐏🌹🌞☄️🌶️🏋️‍♀️🎸🌋🐦‍🔥🍄🧚‍♀️💌🖤✨🍒💃💋🌄🐏🌹🌞☄️🌶️🏋️‍♀️🎸🌋🐦‍🔥🍄🧚‍♀️💌🖤✨🍒💃💋🌄🐏🌹🌞☄️🌶️🏋️‍♀️🎸🌋🐦‍🔥🍄🧚‍♀️💌🖤✨

[Loky @lokymann]

An expired friendship is not Beef

[tiddy cent. @starcades]

balding but not ready for a serious relationship is wild

[Chin @mschinnc]

i dont like outside. I like outta town

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON. VERY MINDFUL. VERY CORRECT. VERY THOUGHTFUL. VERY CONSCIENTIOUS. VERY THOROUGH. VERY SPECIFIC. VERY WITCHY. VERY EXACTING. VERY HARDWORKING. VERY DETAILED. VERY AHEAD OF THE GAME. VERY DEMURE. VERY IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE AND ARMS EMBARGO NOW.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

[madison @madison_tayt]

a lot of people lack basic manners and decency and think it makes them cool and edgy.
learn table manners, don’t show up to things empty handed, write cards, talk to your neighbors, hold the door for people, etc.
you don’t even have to be THAT nice just be considerate.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

[shar @sharloola]

you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

I had a suicidal patient brought in against her will. She was suicidal because of financial issues. She asked me if she would get a bill for her forced hospitalization, which is the case. She will likely be billed thousands of dollars. That’s American healthcare for you.

[Jay @Wavymafia]

One thing I learned is if you keep letting people play with you it'll never stop.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Americans should have the entire week off for the 4th this year as a kind of “going out of business” blow-out