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@st_louis_stan That’s Anthony Bourdain you stupid fuck

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Me: Can’t sit down and write anything for months.

Also me: Randomly writes over 2000 words in under 2 hours out of the blue.

That’s creativity for ya.

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

Great chat with @schwhitecastle and @lost_movies about Lost in Translation and Talented Mr Ripley on the Writer’s Room! Check it out!

[SiftPop @siftpop]

On this week's Writers' Room, @schwhitecastle , @lost_movies , and @nwifilmreviewer preview "Bad Boys Ride or Die", review "Lost in Translation" and "The Talented Mr Ripley", and discuss actors in roles before they became stars!

https://t.co/xHiYbjdAik

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

@AshleySinclair0 @JoJoFromJerz Ok

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@AshleySinclair0 @JoJoFromJerz That isn’t the flex you think it is.

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

Alex Garland’s #CivilWar is a disappointing mess and terrible remake. Not only did it miss out the entirety of Cap and Iron Man’s plot but it also featured ZERO Marvel references outside of Kirsten Dunst. The MCU is truly dead. Kathleen Kennedy should be fired.

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

Donald Trump’s crude, immature, and deranged social media post on the Oscars was just ruthlessly mocked by Jimmy Kimmel on live television in front of the world’s biggest celebrities on one of the most watched events of the year and the entire room laughed in his face. This is his nightmare.

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Easily the best joke tonight

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

I was wondering why I saw Slash on the red carpet today. #Oscars

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It’s such a shame that Mulaney didn’t announce the best sound Oscar for Maestro which is about Leonard Bernstein, which he had a great joke about in Kid Gorgeous. #missedopportunity #oscars

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Kimmel is the best host. #Oscars

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Let’s see who wins. #oscars

[FilmBart @FilmBart]

if you were the writer of THE HOLDOVERS you would have written THE HOLDOVERS

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

Dave Portnoy doing pizza reviews: “One bite, everyone knows the rules.”

*Proceeds to take SEVERAL bites before scoring*

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

One Day on Netflix is outstanding! Read my review on https://t.co/1T1NOBOR4i!

[SiftPop @siftpop]

"One Day ends up hitting every story beat perfectly, and bringing out all of the happiness, sadness, and love that each character feels in the most cinematic way it can." - @nwifilmreviewer

https://t.co/uRJsgO1N6o

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

I don’t care about the negative reviews, I liked this season of Reacher! Read my review on SiftPop!!!

[SiftPop @siftpop]

"This season really hits the action squarely on the head, and keeps an ultimately satisfying mystery going." - @jeffalanwrites

https://t.co/UY2YTScaxU

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

I love this show! Ashamed to say it took me so long to finally watch it, but not ashamed to say this show is great!

[SiftPop @siftpop]

"This show knows how to keep your attention when they want it." - @jeffalanwrites

https://t.co/fQLz9z1J4n

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

@schwhitecastle Oh that’s right! I forgot that Brown was in BP! Then scratch that. Not super familiar with Adepo but I can see that one too.

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

I can get behind this. Him or Sterling K Brown would be awesome.

[Comic Quarters @comicquarters]

Colman Domingo is reportedly among the actors being considered to replace Jonathan Majors as Kang the Conqueror in the MCU.

(via @DanielRPK)

[jay porter @jayporterthings]

As if I couldn’t think Joe Rogan was a bigger fucking idiot before. Then he has to bring whoever this clown is on his podcast to double down on the stupidity. The double standards and lunacy of people like this just baffle me.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So if Biden said it, it’s proof of mental decline, but if Trump said it, he misspoke?

God, I hate these people.