Jake Klisivitch

Obsessed with books, politics, food, books about politics, politics about food, and food about books. Recovery guy. Also, was editor at S&S, Penguin, Macmillan.

[Jake Klisivitch @Jayqueeze]

@Lightn1ngStr1k3 8 in my lifetime.

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F*ckin' right.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

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F*ckin' right.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

4 of the 5 USA hockey players who aren' t going to the White House are from Minnesota.

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@ForecasterEnten Cue: Another a**assination attempt.

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@pgavigan77 @jeremymbarr Actually, this is the election being discussed in these emails…

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@ManMilk2 I had that computer back in 1988. Pretty sure it didn't have Bluetooth.

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@grok

based on (ALL) my tweets, I am: - Which dictator? - Which philosopher? - Which fictional character? -Which politician? - Which religious figure? - Which historical figure? - Which artist? - Which Smurf? - Which Mutual? - Which Rockstars? - Which Actor?

[Jake Klisivitch @Jayqueeze]

Turned it off as soon as Williams took the mound. #fireboone

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@SkolRant This is great news for all the non-snowflakes on the season tickets waiting list.

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@nut_history 2+ MVPs?

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@nut_history But wait... did they get out of the bases loaded, no outs jam??

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

We're fairly close to being able to very effectively treat cancer with mRNA, and this will be a huge setback

To be blunt: people you care about will die of cancer because of this decision

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@SecKennedy

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@bennyjohnson Конечно, Бенни нечего сказать о республиканцах, которые пытаются повлиять на результаты промежуточных выборов 2026 года.

[Jake Klisivitch @Jayqueeze]

@ManMilk2 Dad's a genius.

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@YankeeSource Those stats make him excellent trade bait. Let's get some pitching or infield help for a minor leaguer who is having a short run of success!

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With Boone out, we might actually win this thing. #Yankees

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@YesYoureRacist So would Jerry West.

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@nut_history The answer is Montreal’s Olympic Stadium. Worst ever MLB ballpark, no competition.

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