jaysa🦇

[doomer @uncledoomer]

bears sensing a biblical scale flood and climbing a 50 foot tree is some real end of times shit. an ominous portent. this should make you deeply uneasy

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

I've either seen or thought about SpongeBob at least once a day for the past 20+ years. Love him or hate him he is a part of our lives.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

jimmy carter, god only granted you one term for a reason. your country and your party need you again.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Mr krabs holds a lot of shit over spongebobs head and often times doesn’t appreciate the work sponge puts in but at the end of the day that’s his fucking brother and you can tell

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

carrying $50 cash is the most powerful feeling in the world. carrying $60 cash feels like there’s a fucking hit out on me. i’m walking in diagonals mutterin big dog they’re gonna kill u for this one…

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

Oh really? We’ll see what the same 6 people who always agree with me think about that

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

Accidentally ashed my cigarette on a slug…feel so guilty….casey anthony is a monster

[jaysa🦇 @jaysadold]

@b0yzdontcry this just happened to me today as it does every month 😇

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

sorry I’m not beefing with nobody with a pulitzer

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

if i were a duck i would be saying "put it on my bill" so much that friends and family become strangers

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Just told my 10yo daughter about #OJSimpson. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “#Juicekanda forever” -- which is the sort of pop-culture crossover that I can celebrate.

[Chris @citehchris]

(derogatory) you seem like the type i usually go for

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

you always tweak the most before you lock in the hardest

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

i would never want to bring a baby into this world. it's not right. not with all the money i want to have for myself

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

To See how many pic be on my d}#% about my phone taking a pic by mistake

[Sam @zo1oft]

This is the type of greed they talk about in the Bible