Billz

God is the greatest 🕊

[Billz @jaysin_o]

This is that rare feeling men talk about when you find your wife and every doubt disappears. I know my late mum is smiling down proudly, probably whispering ‘About time!’ I’ve found her, and I’m gonna marry her. 🙏🏽”

[Billz @jaysin_o]

In everything you do, make sure you don’t date a woman with a male best-friend

[Billz @jaysin_o]

@IfeSobog E shock you 🤣

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

I’ve dated a woman who always pays for her own Uber ride
I’ve dated a woman who initiates dates, knacks & is financially stable.
I’ve dated a woman who offers to cook and buy me food.

Wicked, broke, stubborn women who want to be chased will never be attractive to me.

[Billz @jaysin_o]

@mvcciido_szn

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Religious people have always been the weakest links. From the Christian olodos who think worshipping Jesus means that they have something in common with Erik Prince, to the Muslim olodos who think they are Arabs.

2 hideous twins driving Africa's largest country to destruction.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Using Spanish as a way to rub your anticolonialism in America's face is like when women boast of their feminism by keeping their fathers' last names instead of taking their husbands'.

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

i don't even try to be nonchalant, i genuinely do not care about a lot of things.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

From wife to baby mama 🔥

[先住民 @counteymoon]

Anywhere they’re dragging Nigerian restaurants abroad, I’m there like mad!
Those guys are greedy assholes!

[jagga_man.btc @obi_nwajiugo]

“I’m at that point in my life that I don’t wanna play game”

Madam I’m at that point in my life I want to play games.

This my prime wey God give me, no be you go dull am.

[✧ @cessonmute]

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

[Mr Attorney ⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️|| Bohlatse @Bohlatse_]

I want a woman who is okay with doing this, but she never has to do this. I dont know if im making sense.

[OG War @war089]

A mean woman can’t do shit for me but point me to the “pick me” in her friend group..

[Dating Taxi @DatingTaxi]

If you understood how easy girls make it for men they actually desire, you'd never chase a girl ever again.

[Cozy ❄️ @cozy_ctrl]

i don’t like when a female friend wants to receive gf privileges. you’re my guy, behave abeg

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Instead of make I love you into loving me, I go go de train goat.

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

you both can never be “just friends” after a breakup.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Naked maternity pics

[bot @exxxaustin]

I have no interest in funding a woman’s whole lifestyle absolutely none