Cuetlachtli

Tequila, that is all.

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

Are any of your hair so thick and black that the light reflects off it and in the mirror it looks like you have a ton of gray hair and then you try to pluck them to no avail??!!!! No? Just me? Tight.

[Frank @FrontDoorFrank]

Marquette Basketball is banned until further notice.

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

My night was made when my boy @FrontDoorFrank accused someone of not remembering the twin towers

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

the weed talking to snoop dogg

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

Unpopular opinion but who the fuck is picking estate over Favela?

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

Release mac jones right now. Rebuild. Fire bill.

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

Top two pop tart flavors. Go

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

Mfs really out here wanting a Food Stamps card for trinity. Crazy.

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

“I may not be Stoney baloney but I maybe have a little bit of the Tism” @FrontDoorFrank

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

Football season is back and so is the chocolate terrorist 😈

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Welcome to the SUGA SHOW https://t.co/aQCYx7YHJd

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

I’m at a cross roads in my life where I don’t know what I love more. Salmon or Ribeye

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

Sir, I know what I’m about

[Iván @Ivanthinkin]

I took my antacid I'm good for the night !

[Cuetlachtli @jaysmunoz]

0/10 recommend moving. -1000/10 recommend not doing most of your packing till the day before.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Call that a hit and run

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Pat Hughes’ call of Mike Tauchman’s game saving catch 🤩

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Historic night for Derrick Lewis

[UGLY PRIMO ✨ @uglyprimo]

Me hiding from tequila shots

[Papa Burgundy @Nighthawk_2011]

RAISE YOUR KIDS NOT TO BE “YO NO SABO” cause you never know when they’re gonna be on live TV…😂🤦🏻‍♂️