Truly iconic commentary from Danny Murphy on the BBC just now.
*shot of Oscar Bobb*
“I used to have a cat called Bob”
*silence*
“Jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and never saw him again”
‘Going to the pub doesn’t make any sense’
Spoken like a true friendless virgin who’s never sat around a table with pals bringing in the weekend by discussing their top 5 crisps of all time