@3YearLetterman Well technically yes but important to note that almost half goes into business savings acct for a down year so it’s not really “touchable” unless it’s a rough one. Rainy day fund they call it. You don’t count that on taxes.
@yeoldethotticus@buzzfeedjenny Yeah, they claim it doesn’t count because your body doesn’t actually process or digest it. It just passes through your body apparently. 🤷🏻♂️ sounds healthy!
@FilmoreJenna@micsolana Oh, you mean the election that was such an ahistorical insane outlier that TIME Magazine put the constitution on the cover and said “Yes, we’ll survive.”?
I’ve come to believe that this map (along with Reagan 84) represent what America really wants when the least amount of election fraud and extreme media propaganda is happening. Dems/commies know this and work tirelessly while middle America has been asleep for 40-50 years thinking “gosh there’s just no way our system is as corrupt as a banana republic.”
The food replicators in Star Trek would never work because in reality when someone ordered “Earl Grey hot” i would yell over their shoulder “with cum in it” because it would be hilarious
Cute girl: haha what are you listening to
(She takes my earbud)
Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping
I would never hike Mount Everest because I have IBS so with my luck I’d have to pop a squat at high altitude and not have enough oxygen to stand back up and end up with an Everest corpse Wikipedia page where they call me The Shitting Girl
True fact…I used to work in the “wedding industry,” without being too specific. Wore tie, belt, dress shoes, was miserable. One day, I was helping with something unrelated at a wedding and there was a no show so I was begged to fill in for a few hours, even though I was wearing tshirt, shorts, and running shoes. It was a revelation….it did not suck. I was happy. I had fun. Wearing non-infuriating clothing makes such a massive difference.
Whooooaaaaa boy you just described the first decade of having a child. You gotta get ready to have absolutely 0% intellectual stimulation and be bored senseless while simultaneously dealing with nonstop noise and constant, never ending talking. But at least they are cute and you love them.