tia toxica

running my mouth and drinking seltzer since 1993, washed up beach trash, switftie

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

When chipotle tells you guac is extra like you haven't been there 1,000 times

[kat ✨ @KittyyyKatJ]

@Poo_Crave First thing I saw opening twitter 😂 oh how the internet organizes

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

@darthmewwww Accurate

[Nicole Moudaber @NicoleMoudaber]

Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait ⏰ @Carl_Cox

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

@NicoleMoudaber Can’t wait to see you queen

[maha @mahaaaay]

the woman was too stunned to speak

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

It’s been such a week that $2 mimosas for Sunday funday at Applebees sounds like a good idea

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

Rip 23 Victoria lane I hope someone is playing my neck my back in your honor

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

@KRiSTiNA_19XX @Drake As you should queen

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

TN is wild because the DMV makes your bring back the breathalyzer in front of everyone as well as tell you that you need it in front of everyone

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i feel like if someone wanna steal deodorant we should let them

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

Dude fumbled her and she immediately went on the greatest heater we’ve maybe ever seen. Most successful world tour of all time, Time Person of the Year, became a billionaire, broke a Grammy record and her new boyfriend who could easily beat him up won the Super Bowl. DAMN.

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

“Is he in jail too?”
“No he died “

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

he's not a step dad, he's a dad that stepped up

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

@urfavebarista_ Love you miss you

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🎥| Travis Kelce's reaction to "Karma is the guy on the Chiefs"

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

“Sluttier than instructed “

[tia toxica @jayysapp]

@bakebythepound Too bad I moved