Capt. Jax of the Dummy Thicc Pirates 🌈

I'm here and I'm queer! 30. Bi ace! 🌈 Jaz or Jax, pick your poison. she/they (he if you're a homie)

[Capt. Jax of the Dummy Thicc Pirates 🌈 @jazislost]

Lmk if anyone needs someone to marry em, I’ve been ordained for a while 👀 I’ll do it for free if y’all have an open bar 👀👀

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

Friend whos entire thing is saying perverted shit constantly: Guys i think im asexual

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

AO3 has received the divine mandate of the pope

[sofia @grrlCockpit]

no, no cucking for me, thank you. i'm a voyeur, actually

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I want to smoke weed in bed with my tits out but I have this stupid job

[Non_Recyclable @kaite_xyxy]

“Chains”

#GodofWar #GodofWarRagnarök

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[Non_Recyclable @kaite_xyxy]

I’m so cooked….

[USURATONKACHi. @narutofan087]

once you become an adult with a full time job you start to understand why kakashi was reading porn on the clock

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[Capt. Jax of the Dummy Thicc Pirates 🌈 @jazislost]

ME WITH THE GUYS FROM THE WHSE ABOUT GOW LAUFEY

I was like "yall don't know peak?? Fake ass gamers" lmfao

[Jay 🗡️ @Youzansenn]

Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

i wish i could smoke a blunt with my cat

[sexczema @dialectits]

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[Alex_LeArtist | c0mms open @AlexLeartist]

I watched the new God of War gameplay:

[ERT @ErtDoesArt]

Kratos: “Fear not boy, your mother is finally at peace.”

Meanwhile Faye getting TOD air combo’d in super hell:

[Capt. Jax of the Dummy Thicc Pirates 🌈 @jazislost]

I really need her to take a break from her company so she can tour PLS I NEED IT 😭

[zane @admirezane]

I always wondered why bridget mendler faked a British accent in this song??

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

"use ai or you'll get left behind" oh no that's okay you guys go on ahead i'll be back here with my reading comprehension & critical thinking skills

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck