Alberta Einstein

NYC | Ad Sales

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

😭😭😭

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Boosie was calling prison pardon customer support screaming “REPRESENTATIVE” in the phone

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

@AjeeNYC 🥳🥳

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

My first distribution deal launched today! Go stream “The Greatest Save” On ESPN+ if you love me 🥰🤞🏽

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

Hey @ouraring why doesn’t the new ring come in sizes 4 & 5? 😔

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

@therealsrose Facts lmao. And I hate this bc I just wanna be a sweet baby angel 😔

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

This stage in my life is character development on steroids 🫩

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

friendly reminder: The New York Knicks are the 2026 NBA Champions.

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

Spain** You mean Spain sista 🤭

[shak. @therealsrose]

Next year I’ll be rich, somewhere in Italy, looking back on all of this and laugh

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

I really don’t deserve some of the shit I tolerate. Gotta tighten up.

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

Grand Kadooment 2026 🇧🇧✨

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

@DrunkUncleJuan_ Blatant disrespect IMO

[iva 𓂀 @angelicdeed]

very important for me to be around people who allow me to be openly affectionate. I love to love, compliment and be excited about people I love

[BARBIE @bigheadbarbiee]

I’m so humble that people sometimes forget I can stand up on they ass at anytime.

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

🤸🏽‍♀️🇧🇧

[Ajeé @AjeeNYC]

#CropOver2026 owes me nothing! My Kadooment Crew 🇧🇧 >>>>

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

🤩 Star girllll

[Ajeé @AjeeNYC]

☀️

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

RIP Brooklyn Moon 💔

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

I just had the best 7 days of my life in Barbados. Wow.

[Zack Morris Chestnut @StillDRUG]

I get more offended by tone of voice than words

[Young Prince 👑🎤 @YoungPrince_]

God is the greatest . Thankful for it all

[Alberta Einstein @jaznic_]

😂😂

[Zasquiat @MoneyBaggYerrrr]

Can’t even love a shorty like fresh vege-teble right now smh