Jess Azulay

You know those times when you want to share things with the world but there is no one around

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Gotta keep your hair, heels, and standards high!

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The 6 stages of dating someone:

- Introducing yourself
- Flirting
- Disappearing for 5 years
- Becoming rich
- Taking the fall for vehicular homicide
- Dying in a pool to demonstrate the futility of the American Dream

[Mayor Marty Walsh @marty_walsh]

I want to remind everyone: the statewide mandate for wearing face coverings goes into effect on Wednesday. That means you need to wear a face covering on the @MBTA; in the grocery store; when you’re walking on your street and could run into your neighbors.

[ESPN @espn]

.@ThorBjornsson_ HAS DONE IT!

He just deadlifted 1,104 pounds, setting a new world record 😮💪 #TheOcho

[Jess Azulay @jazusaurus]

Same

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me new daily schedule:

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Turns out it is not the comma, but capitalism, that is the difference between “let’s eat, grandma!” and “let’s eat grandma!”

[Jim O'Heir @JimOHeir]

With Love from the Gergich’s. ❤️❤️

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.

[Jess Azulay @jazusaurus]

MA polls are open until 8 PM!

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

“Big, structural change” isn’t just a slogan.

It’s what I’ve fought for my whole career. It’s a value that will be the driving force of my presidency. It’s a mission—with plans to back it up.

Join us. Vote today. Let’s do it together. https://t.co/KranyElSw9

[Fandom Forward @FandomForward]

Showing up, staying in line, and casting your vote is an act of magic. It's a ritual we do to transfigure the American story into something better, more inclusive, and more loving for all. Voting is magic - and it needs everyone of us to work. #SuperTuesday #Granger2020

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

It was April 15, 2009, and I was watching The Daily Show (then hosted by Jon Stewart) along with everyone else who needed a dose of sanity in the early days of the Obama White House and GOP reactionary panic. His guest that night was a little-known Harvard Law professor. (thread)

[Jess Azulay @jazusaurus]

@manwhohasitall Men play rugby? I thought it was just a woman’s sport. Is it full contact and everything?

[Daniel Biss @DanielBiss]

Us: Elizabeth Warren should be president.

TV news: Elizabeth who?

Op-ed writers: Yeah she'd probably be the best president but it's time for her to drop out.

Us:

[The Hill @thehill]

Rep. @tedlieu: "Do you believe the coronavirus is a hoax?"

Pompeo: "We're working to keep people safe from coronavirus..."

Lieu: "You can't even answer that question."

Pompeo: "Yeah, I'm..."

Lieu: "It's not even a gotcha question." https://t.co/XdPYgpzNBr

[UCLA Gymnastics @uclagymnastics]

A homecoming performance that would make @Beyonce proud! @DennisNia made us lose our breath with her 9.975 on floor exercise last weekend in Pauley.

Who else is crazy in love with her routine? 😍

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Friday night vibes 🍪 #FridayFeeling