Cortnie Hancock

Future favorite regret (she/her/hers)

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

To all the men I will ever kiss: if my foot doesn't pop like a flamingo, you can flaminGO DISAPPOINT SOMEONE ELSE.

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

@deltacenter @utahjazz @itslzly

[Delta Center @deltacenter]

𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝟳: Win four tickets to see the @utahjazz take on the San Antonio Spurs on Jan. 22, a signed Lauri Markkanen jersey, and a one-night stay at the AC Hotel SLC!

To enter:
1️⃣Follow @deltacenter
2️⃣RT
3️⃣Tag a friend

*Winner will be DM’d on 12/16.
*Signed jersey must be picked up at the Delta Center (301 S Temple, Salt Lake City, UT 84101)

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

Jazz game with my papa 💜🤍
Only made better by the fact Kirilenko is in the house tonight!! @utahjazz
#takenote

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

4️⃣7️⃣ is in the building 🏡

#TakeNote

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

“you’re so funny” thanks I watched 3 people die today

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

@awsten my anti-tour sweatpants are hanging on by a thread (literally) and my grandma can only do so much. I’m BEGGING you to make more so she can finally put down the sewing needle and I can retire them with a shred of dignity. Please. For grandma.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

"you have such good taste in music" thanks, i was depressed in high school

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

This year’s installment of @CaptainAmerica themed desserts to celebrate my favorite hero’s birthday

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

My favorite part about living with my best friend is listening to the 10 alarms each of us has set every morning

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

sorry i drunk texted you begging you to come back, those texts were meant for pop punk band with confidence

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

Things to not put in your body according to Meg:
1. Heroine
2. Assholes that ghost you and then come back like you’re a dog they put in a kennel
3. Guys named Kevin

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

Turns out it was both 💀

https://t.co/bNQvXfqQzT

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

It’s been fun playing my favorite game today, it’s called “Am I manic or does it just finally feel like summer?”

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

It’s been fun playing my favorite game today, it’s called “Am I manic or does it just finally feel like summer?”

[LUCID EVERGREEN {X} @SWITCHBLADEFUCK]

how my fellow bisexuals doin

[LUCID EVERGREEN {X} @SWITCHBLADEFUCK]

she sent me her location bruh tf is this

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

Me too @utahjazz me too 😂

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

*screaming internally*

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

she sent me her location dude where tf is this

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

The way I immediately bought tickets to the game after seeing this. I’ve been the biggest Kirilenko fan for as long as I can remember. Absolutely cannot wait!!

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

🚨𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁𝚂🚨

Andrei Kirilenko has arrived in Utah for decade night!

See you at @deltacenter tomorrow night 🪩

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

being my boyfriend is so easy like all you have to do is listen to me yap and go to concerts together

[Cortnie Hancock @jazz_cort47]

Never thought I’d be quoting @HoodieAllen in a college essay, but here we are 🤷🏽‍♀️