Jasmine Jefferies

~~ Retailing, Marketing & Management Graduate with a passion for photography & running with my dog ~~

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

Hi @RoyalMail I sent a parcel 1st class signed for 6 working days ago and it still hasn't arrived. Any idea where it is? My tracking won't tell me.

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

Seriously my greatest achievement this year #Wordle234
Wordle 234 2/6

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[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@lsumedia I thought he'd spent Thousands of Hours 🤔😂 in all seriousness though, huge congrats!

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@LucieEmLewis Student loans are basically a graduate tax in disguise 🙃

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

I just created a whole alter ego in a split second because a creepy guy in the park near where I live was trying to be my friend.

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

More proof that I love puns & words that have multiple meanings

Advertise #skips for @oneminutebriefs

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

Did you know I love puns

Advertise #skips for @OneMinuteBriefs

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@ThomasStovell It's a drinking game app, with random questions, dares, etc. One of the questions gives you a selection of words, sometimes involving one of the other players, and you create a sentence to put on social that usually makes very little sense 😅

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

Helen dominates in the kitchen with scissors because she is a home wrecker #picoloapp

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

Absolute CHILLS from start to finish, @doddleoddle. Debut album Build a Problem is the kind of folk pop for when you want to listen to something soft and sad, look out the window, and remember how embarrassing you have been. Go listen!

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

Because everyone needs a pile of puppies on their twitter feed 😍😍

[DC_Police Dogs ( Puppy Development Program) @DC_PoliceDogs]

They have made this area their go too place which is fine until bedtime when one or two get into a strop at having to move. Anyway goodnight everyone.

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

When life gives you lemons 🍋🍋🍋
Happy #InternationalGinAndTonicDay!
@OneMinuteBriefs @GordonsGinUK @FeverTreeMixers

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@LucieEmLewis Is it socially acceptable to wear gloves inside 🤔🧤

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@LucieEmLewis I relate to this so hard. An extra jumper and a blanket > expensive heating.

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@LucieEmLewis For a consistently high ranking university, this is really disappointing to see.

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@LucieEmLewis Felt this would be an appropriate gif...

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

@LucieEmLewis I'm vomming at the thought and I don't even drink tea or coffee
@SoVeryBritish

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

"how's your quarter life crisis coming along?"
"what quarter life crisis? Anyway I've been thinking about maybe doing a masters. But then maybe I should just set up a business. Or maybe I'll just do some online learning while hoping to get a job"
"..."
"oh."

[Jasmine Jefferies @jazz_jefferies]

Brain: Is your pub dog friendly?
Mouth: Is your dog pub friendly?
Brain: ... *facepalm*🤦...