Wakti Wapnasi

Nurse. Coffee lover. Halfrican.

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

The holidays will soon be upon us so here is your reminder

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

✅Christmas isn’t the only holiday this season!
✅Happy holidays and Season’s greetings are appropriate and welcome.
✅the US first amendment provides freedom of religion and that means not everyone is Christian (or have any religion).

Thank you for coming to my PSA.

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

Join me in helping save lives by delivering food to Ukrainians in need from the war. Make a difference today by donating to the World Food Program USA. https://t.co/lqTNbAoqkR

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

@DrBapuPod I’m curious if you have done any studies on daylight saving time and healthcare costs/ mortality/ depression? As a former night shift nurse, I especially despise working that extra hour unpaid.

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

Is there a #CyberMonday deal for hospital bills?

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

@IngridBego Go A!! ❤️

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

Don’t mind me tearing up when @PaulHoles thanks @KarenKilgariff and @GHardstark for the success of their podcast and then laughing when he “scolds” them about #hotforholes #MFM

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

When he says he’s married with five kids but “it’s complicated”

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

@TheBloggess Do you listen to the bananas podcast? It is all funny and silly stories! Basically this thread in podcast format :)

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

People from small towns will get competitive with each other like

“I graduated with six people”

“Yeah well I grew up without running water”

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Pro tip: If "doing your own research" winds you up unvaccinated and in the hospital or dead from Covid-19, your research was crap.

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

@saruhhhdanae @alau2 Just getting back to this exactly two years later...?
muh-lank-ly

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i say she should just show up at they olympics and run anyway... who gonna catch her?

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

All I want for my birthday is a guilty verdict. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ChauvinTrial

[Shawnté James, MD: The Olds™/Elder Millennial @ShawnteJamesMD]

If I’m intubating a baby, and I grab a 1 Miller instead of a 00 Miller, I’ll know instantly.

If I’m intubating a baby, and you hand me a 3.5 ETT instead of a 2.5 ETT, I’ll know instantly.

If during surgery, you hand a surgeon a scalpel instead of a bovie, she’ll know instantly.

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

@KarenKilgariff juuust in case you haven’t already seen these: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (Hulu) and Broadchurch (British!) (Netflix)

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark in case you haven’t seen this #thingsfoundinwalls #insane

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

Let’s pay @Lesdoggg to be our collective narrators. She is truly the one you want to verbalize your true ass emotions

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

FUCK THIS RACIST MUTHAFUCKA!! Him and Garth brooks I saw you didn’t want to shake Kamala hand I SAW YOU!!

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

Have you ever found yourself thinking I wish the phrase “so crazy it might just work” would work for *literally* *all* *of* *your* *problems*? How much would you pay for the ultimate solution? Asking for a friend.

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

@TheTweetOfGod Literally everything

[Wakti Wapnasi @jazzercise22]

IN AWE OF @TheAmandaGorman #BlackGirlMagic