Jasmine Murphy

Riding the waves, but making them too. ✨

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

Did not mean to completely ruin my self esteem before 8am. God damn.

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

I need you to know that every time I get in my car I still don’t feel qualified to drive my baby around

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

Gahhhh I will never put myself out there again 🙃

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

@briannafresh @jzux This made me cackle

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

Listening to the way that this dude talks to his girlfriend is making me physically ill…

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

The friend is me, but also Josh. All 3 of us were a hot mess 😭

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

At what point do you stop crying when your child gets shots? Asking for a friend

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

96. she was a kid

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

if she drives a low mileage car from the mid 2000s that her grandparent passed down to her that pussy is going to have you in a blender my brother

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

If you're dead inside, go outside. Whether you're taking a walk in a park or hiking in the wilderness, spending time in nature can improve mental health and cognition. Where is your favorite place to spend time outside? Photo by Courtney Celley/USFWS.

[Autumn Wilson @autumnj_wilson]

Don't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy 💜

[Jasmine Murphy @jazzmurph3]

Lmao not me waking up with a 102 temp and a raging migraine while my small child has a severe double ear & sinus infection 🥲

[i am @youarealrdydead]

You deserve someone who’s good for your mental health and never stops trying.

[Jun! @likedbycats]

sorry i didn’t text you back, the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born

[maddy weinberg @weinandcheez]

she’s a 10 but she has no money and no prospects. she’s already a burden to her parents. and she’s frightened.