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Born in Detroit. Reborn in Colorado, lapsed in New York, ran around in Boston, now Chicago. VeeJay Records, Jazz and Blues. We all matter or nobody matters.

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@gothlissa @itsmariannnna And black heels. (sorry, I couldn't resist.) boy, shmoy-you look fabulous.

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@EleganteStache @owroot Ha! I tried that and when my cat was younger, he just would nudge it right off the counter. And now that butter is sooo expensive....nope!

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@EleganteStache @owroot You obviously don't have a cat. Most cats love love love, butter.

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@Igottafigh64510 I don't need no stinking nail gun!

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@sciencegirl Noooo way!!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Bay Area friends: A friend found these small kittens behind a gas station and we've been trying to find them a home for almost two months. For now, they live in a small bathroom. Would you consider adopting? They are vaxxed, neutered, and incredibly affectionate. Please help!

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@FrankConniff The lessons have begun. Grasshopper will learn.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Rico trying out some broccoli 🥦!

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@ginasfsydnee The look of love. Or, when are you gonna feed me?

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@BulwarkClips @BulwarkOnline Huh. 🤔 never seen that hotdog plant.

[PatFitzDidntKnow @sad_spartan]

@BlockClubCHI Absolute incompetence. How does it take a year to figure this out? And multiple years to fix a bridge? We can build skyscrapers in shorter periods of time.

Figure it out @chicago

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@mattlindner @ricard0caliente @piecechicago Plus, find a good coffee shop where they will know you and treat you well. Not a chain.

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@chi_urbanist House or funeral home?

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@PulseOracIe @JohnFerraiuolo

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@MossRemember @UrbanCourtyard There were at least five patrons over 70 last time I was there. And they were drinking domestic.

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@Mysticdreamerv @kiesha9i Yeah, they hate kennels. They think you're never coming back and you put them in the Humane Society.

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@kiesha9i My neighbors had a cat named oatmeal.

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@2017Room204 @rfhirschfeld But that drive over Trail Ridge Road in Rocky Mountain National Park!!

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@ClasslessTulip @rfhirschfeld Belle Isle Aquarium!

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@Rev_Bohb_Nasty @rfhirschfeld I like the Smithsonian zoo myself. But then I always was a sucker for panda bears and Komodo dragons.