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[jazz @jazzztarry]

@anuszkabernacki Hahahaha I saw this and thought that’s such a good idea 😂

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Just a quick reminder King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £350 million a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22 billion that’s never taxed.

£250 million of tax payers money was wasted on the shambles of a coronation for a man who was best friends with Jimmy Saville

Now more of our money has been wasted today for some old guy to prance around on a horse pretending that it's his birthday.

What about all the homeless on the streets? What about more food banks for family’s that can’t afford to eat right now due to the cost of living crisis?

Abolish the Monarchy we don’t have no need for them scumbags.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i keep seeing this post make rounds on the internet and i assumed it was recent so i looked it up on facebook to find out it’s over 7 years old

[jazz @jazzztarry]

#NewProfilePic

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@hayday The update is grim. Change it back.

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@Frezzycxld @TateTheTalisman I’m surprised you know what a vagina feels like

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@nickjchelm @blondehunx @loz9001 @TateTheTalisman You can also tell when a guys been watching too much porn, or wanking too much, or shagging about too much, or using his own toys too much. Why keep it to just girls?

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@DreadEdEnigma @TateTheTalisman A toy will also never have the annoying behaviour of a man

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@misskelowna @Disdainful27 @TateTheTalisman Sorry I wasn’t arguing against you, it’s him lol

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@misskelowna @Disdainful27 @TateTheTalisman How is it more taboo may I ask?

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@misskelowna @Disdainful27 @TateTheTalisman Wait I might be understanding this wrong.. are you saying female masterbation is less taboo than male?!

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@Stonestetics21 @KatieBabieTX @TateTheTalisman No. I agree that some toys can desensitise some women to sex, but so can male toys (e.g.fleshlights). I don’t see the difference between “male” and “female” sex toys, and if you can then that says a lot about you..

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@Disdainful27 @misskelowna @TateTheTalisman I don’t understand your point. Male masterbation being more taboo than female masterbation? Please explain that for me..

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@TateTheTalisman So you agree? A battery powered gizmo can do a better job than you?

[Katharine Pearson @katieljpearson]

If you were the Irish guy on crutches who works in *biochem?* in Stevenage who was on the Peterborough train from Finsbury Park this morning it was lovely to meet you and I should’ve asked for your name and number so I could live out my Christmas miracle romance moment hahahelp

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

“How would you describe yourself”
Me:

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@anuszkabernacki One piece gonna be poisoned like a Russian roulette

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

call me stairs the way i need a railing

[jazz @jazzztarry]

@spicybabew @anuszkabernacki

[jazz @jazzztarry]

I deserve the worst