TheWeekdy

non-partisan agent of chaos

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

RIP Bear, best dog ever, 16 amazing years. I love you buddy.

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

I was at the @okta booth and opened their masterlock on 611, didn’t get to put my 8 in and it just popped open. They didn’t let me keep it once I explained what I did. Masterlock partnership not working out very well for them(or me I guess).

😅

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

@MarieIsabellaB Won't get a chance to look at me like that, because I'll be passing you on the right as dangerously as I can, and absolutely cutting you off the first chance I can get. Always yield the left lane to someone who wants to pass, it just causes dangerous manuevers.

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

Couldn’t imagine buying another vehicle right now. Quality down, prices up. Dealers inserting themselves into that process will have to break soon, no value to me honestly.

Manufacturers estimate they’ve lost over a million new car buyers… not surprised.

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Orange cat behavior 😂🧡

[😈 Xavier ✞ @RealXavier011]

Babe im with my friends

My friends: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

Pet peeve of the day. Giving an app( like @slice ) notification privileges on my phone to be updated on my food delivery, only for it to immediately and repeatedly be ABUSED to spam me about ordering something.

Getting tired of the intrusive disruptions.

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

STG these unifi switches can be so finicky if the vlans aren’t just right.

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

Latest pet peeve, can't buy ANYTHING on line from any ads or most retailers without auto-magically being placed on some bullshit mailing list.

Some of them send DAILY emails. Holy fuck, I bought a special tool to remove certain fasteners easily, I don't need daily emails guy

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

Bored? Tired of looksmaxxing? Maybe try something new.

Start a career in cybersecurity, being a veteran in this space comes with natural stressmaxxing.

Bloodpressure higher than @therealredman and @SnoopDogg

Have a breach free day y’all!

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

80° 2 days ago, feels like 27° today.class vs mother nature.

Fraud / false advertising: “false promise of patio season.”
•Negligent infliction of hoodie dependency.
•Trespass to sinuses.
•Btry : first slap of cold wind across your face.
•Breach of imp wrty of spring.

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

Copied a fedex tracking number… ok let me open the fedex app and paste it in… NOT SO FAST ASSHOLE! We need to EMAIL you a numeric code because we don’t support passkeys or authenticator codes… guess you’ll just have to wait a few MINUTES for our code. Fuck your tracking bitch

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

Its @ChickfilA shrinkflation.

3 blueberries and 5 sad slices of strawberry

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

My life force is being slowly eroded by mfa fatigue and trust this device popup affirmations.

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

My asured has never been more rested.

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

IT@18: I want all the admin rights!

IT@46: I don’t want access to anything, I hope my laptop breaks today and I’m down for 3 days no work

[JT @jiratickets]

Me every single day after watching claude yet again one-shot the work I get paid a salary for

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

@LibOrNormal Its no coincidence that the national debt slyrockets every time this is fired 💰

[TheWeekdy @jb33z]

Backup engineer contractors right now working OT restoring a petabyte of executives data

[Psyho @FakePsyho]

I genuinely don’t even know what to say to this

[We Love Food @_we_love_food]

Brown Butter Banana Cookies 😋