JB

20s, just chilling at this point 💙

[JB @jb_chilly]

@lewnerys @mclrnshitposts @amandasfemme It's not a problem that you hadn't heard of it before. Just letting you know why it wasn’t confusing for others. I didnt know what amber scent was naturally derived from before today, so we both learned something new :)

[JB @jb_chilly]

@lewnerys @mclrnshitposts @amandasfemme But the amber that is referenced when saying something "smelled like amber" is the ambergris/ambroxide. It's commonly referred to as amber, but is has no relation to the gemstone.

[JB @jb_chilly]

Floating boardwalk my beloved

[🪽777🪽 @ ANIME OHIO T50 @MOTEL777_]

been cooking up some buuuuullshit lately #whoelsecanrelate

[JB @jb_chilly]

If it's going to take multiple hours to reach the closest land mass, I just don't want it. Any fun that can be had on a cruise ship off port can also be had in port. Or at a resort. Or Any City On Land

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I could see myself doing one of them river cruises or the ones that do like the Swedish or Alaskan archipelagos but the idea of those open sea cruises is just something that it not part of my journey on this earth

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[#1 Catbird Fan @tetraphorus]

@starswheeled i was about to say wasn't there 5 and then i remembered that marley being 2 people was exclusively in a muppet's christmas carol

[JB @jb_chilly]

At physical therapy, another patient says he has X-ray pics to show PT, but his phone died on the way over. "No problem!" Says the PT, then takes the phone and plugs it right into their office desktop to charge. 10/10 cybersecurity, no notes

[HBL313_Sc42 Kiss alts_ 150925_ @_laleena]

on the internet ppl think having crushes is less ethical than watching porn

[Doctor Ava 🇳🇴 @63grussell63]

FUCK IT. I-95 GRAND PRIX. 70 LAPS.

[JB @jb_chilly]

New fear unlocked at the dentist. Not needles or root canals- just being mid-filling with 12 instruments/fingers/bite guards holding my mouth wide open, watching a bug fly ever closer to it, unable to shoo it away lest I bump the dentist and they drill straight through my gums

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Linus and Lucy … kind of the great American Composition when you think about it … up there with Rhapsody in Blue

[JB @jb_chilly]

I'm vibrating right now because !!!!!!! #ts

[JB @jb_chilly]

Like you sell drinks made with espresso. We know you can make an espresso grind

[JB @jb_chilly]

Insert first world problem disclaimer here, but you'd think at a coffee shop that sells whole beans and offers to grind them for you, that they would know how to actually grind them? "Finest grind you can get" doesn't mean grind the best you can

[JB @jb_chilly]

"Concepts of a plan" is such an inspiring statement of policy, truly

[Ash Dylan @AshDylanLit]

(concerned citizen hat) It is terrible that two astronauts are stuck in space for months, just the two of them, in only one shuttle.

(romance writer hat) At the same time,

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I’m not the tallest person around (5’2”) but I’m still a fully grown adult so it’s quite alarming when I’m walking in a parking lot and I’m almost taken out by a pick up truck because the driver physically cannot see me over their hood

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

i genuinely never want to see anyone speak on taylor’s character again.

[cal | no.1 vigilante shit enjoyer @thehopeofit4ll]

the stars are so cute i am so obsessed with this bodysuit

[Nini @teardropsonnini]

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT #LondonTSTheErasTour