John Kirkpatrick

Oceanographer, postdoc, deep biosphere guy (apparently), that guy from the poster session, etc.

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

Submitted a ms to @PLOSONE Nov. 3rd, and it still hasn't been assigned an editor. C'mon already. Anyone with similar experiences? #decel

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@PatSchloss @drdrewsteen $5 says you'll get something about Legend of Galactic Heroes.

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@RikaEAnderson You mean back before ocean acidification?

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@extrememicrobe Wow that's 5 1/4", too, not even 3 1/2"...

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

. @SmearSlideSteve If the Cubs can make it to the world series, I can publish my last thesis chapter! Right?

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@aaronmsaunders @archaearama Simonsellia speciate with their hosts. Presumably woolly mammoth's commensuals went bye-bye...

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@archaearama @subsurface_life Or why not a consortia of N fixers with ammonium oxidizers?

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@archaearama @subsurface_life Activation energy would be a bitch, but still: dG negative. Pretty much all the enzymatic machines exists.

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

. @subsurface_life @archaearama Or -- why no N2 oxidizers? Still terrified they're going to evolve one day...

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

Hey all you #WoWs fans -- @EVNautilus has live stream of the sunken USS Independence https://t.co/e7kvqTTPpz @WorldofWarships

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

More than a scientist - awesome. https://t.co/AvKRLiarbT via @TenureSheWrote

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

Aww shucks. Thanks @drdrewsteen! If you just want the cliffnotes version, @deepcarb did one -- https://t.co/GeWiAeMCC4

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

Hey there IODP fans: @TheJR -- D/V, R/V, S, DS, none, all?? (Literature acknowledgements are all over the place, it appears to me.)

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@DeepMicrobe oh, and researchgate too, I guess (never used that one either)

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@DeepMicrobe Ha! One of the obvious ones... nope, I haven't used it. (Would you recommend it?)

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

Spending Sun. updating profiles & pubs: google scholar, orcid, scopus, frontiers, mendeley, vitae, URI. Who'd I forget? #deptredundancydept

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@drdrewsteen Tell me about it! This has to be the nicest day of the year so far, and I'm stuck in dependency hell. #woeisme #probablymyfault

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@rejectedbanana Looks expensive. Please tell me you're going to throw it overboard!

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@holy_kau what are you doing? That's BIOLOGY! Run!! ...too late. You've been slimed.

[John Kirkpatrick @jb_kirkpatrick]

@rob_beiko @tomodelmont @lebetimonas I find it amazing that this happens for significant journals where this is supposedly a requirement :(