Jessica Ballestrazze

Marketer of books. Lover of hot tea, good words, bad puns.

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Check out @mpix to print your photos and preserve your memories! https://t.co/fXOorRDxHl

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@mbenny22 “Who’s winning the match, pop?”

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Just watched St. Elmo’s Fire and let me tell you that movie did not age well.

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We hear about clothes that are versatile enough to go from day to night. But if quarantine has taught us anything, it’s the value of clothes that can go from night to day.

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@BookofJonah @AmericanAir @davenewworld_2 How did she get that many carryons on the plane?

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Just curious when we’re going to stop tallying false/misleading statements from Trump and start tallying his factual statements to save a bunch of time.

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I’ve been getting more exercise during quarantine but I also just chased Cheetos with Peeps and the outlook is grim.

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@AldenGotTweety Love the hair!!

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When will someone create an infographic for video call etiquette?

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Not muting your mic is the new reply all

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@michael41188 And simultaneously so disappointed that her priorities have been askew for so long.

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World: We are in the midst of a pandemic that will destroy life as we know it and claim hundreds of thousands of lives.
Oregon: Wait....we have to pump our own gas?

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Jeopardy: smelly black and white animal.
My husband: zebra.

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Middle-aged woman at bar: "I'm going to have a shot of tequila and then go home and vacuum." Living the suburban dream.

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Because I just didn't get enough design in #J399 @bjsrestaurants

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Still can't get over Let's Talk About Hex @TrishLaver
Genius. #J399

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Maybe the 4th nerdiest thing I've ever googled. #J399

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Took medicine. Tried to design. Ended up with something like the AOL logo. #J399

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Not loving that gold basket-weave background at the DNC. #j399

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Inner dialogue at mailbox:
Why am I getting mail from the social security administration?
Why isn't it in Helvetica?
#j399

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10:04 pm: Left Allen with completed #J399 project.
10:11 pm: Already hate it.