Jakob

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, can arbitrarily fire hundreds of thousands of federal employees without cause, think of what he’ll do to workers in the private sector.

Today, it’s federal workers.

Tomorrow, it’s *your* job.

That’s what oligarchy is about.

[Jakob @jbarke13]

@jcalvinmeyer @JeramyUtara @samdcohn Incorrect

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

Thea LaFond, what a story:

- Born in Dominica
- Moved to Maryland at 7
- Started track in high school
- 2015 B1G Field Athlete of the Year
- Taught in Montgomery County Schools to support her dream

Now, she's her country's first-ever Olympic gold medalist. Proud she’s a Terp

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

At 22 Lamar won an MVP. In the National Football League. After his age 23 season (where Jayden is now) he was 30-7 as a starter. Let’s stop comparing the two, let alone saying Jayden is better and downgrading what Lamar does.

[Jakob @jbarke13]

@jcalvinmeyer One of your worst takes

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Presented, without comment, from the NFLPA website 🤷‍♂️

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Sauron in The Return of the King:

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

"What's it like being a Nebraska fan?"

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

One stipulation I’d add to every offensive coordinator’s contract: if multiple active members of your team are found to have bet unders, you’re fired

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The 2023 Baltimore Orioles

What a team @StoolBaseball https://t.co/Kw3TUWnEnL

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Enjoyable to imagine Kendall Roy saying this to investors

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Lamar Jackson requested that the Ravens try to sign DeAndre Hopkins.

DeAndre Hopkins said Lamar Jackson is “one of the greats” and would love to play with him.

OBJ has been working out with D-Hop this offseason.

D-Hop in Baltimore makes too much sense.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

losing seasons in the last 10 years:

9 - CLE
8 - NYG, NYJ, JAX
7 - TB, WAS, LVR, CAR, ATL
6 - CHI, DET, DEN
5 - CIN, HOU, LAR, SF
4 - MIA, MIN, LAC, ARI, NO, TEN
3 - BUF, PHI, GB, IND
2 - NE, BAL, DAL
1 - SEA
0 - KC, PIT

[Orioles Haiku @Os_poems]

SERIES L FOR THE HOMOPHOBES

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

[marlonhumphrey.eth @marlon_humphrey]

Good morning ☀️ to everyone but especially Ravens fans. Let’s freaking go…!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: Lamar Jackson and the #Ravens have agreed to terms. He has his deal.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Washington has dismissed GM Tommy Sheppard, source tells ESPN.