Joseph Bate

Tattooed and employed! Daddy to Evan 💙 Funeral Director 🎩

[Joseph Bate @jbatesy33]

@miladreaamy 35kg

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@TonyBrannon @fesshole 👏

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@HammerheadsHC @fesshole 👏

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@HB_HereToHelp @holland_barrett Just a quick one.... who does your signage?
#Chichester

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@_wtfsteve_ @NicoleArbour Don't worry guys, it all evens out because they have cast me, a short, fat, white, British guy, to play Pocahontas! Wait til you see who they've cast for Mulan and Princess Tiana!

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@NostalgiaFolder

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@IanWhitmore9 I'm so sorry to hear this. I'm a Funeral Director, and find that a lot of people don't know what to say at a time like this, so opt say nothing at all. I don't know where you're located, but I'm sure there will be an Andy's Man Club near you who will listen and be there for you💙

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@lizslayed Don't worry, my mortgage went up by over 71%.

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@realitywithriss This white guy definitely wouldn't call that fat! That's thick and beautiful! Curves where curves should be

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@Imtiaz_9 @fopminui @Morbidful It is a random figure used to extort money from someone

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@Barnacules @fesshole Palmela Handerson

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@LydiaFawn Thats Not the "rabbit" I was expecting to see in your pictures 😂

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@EmmaKuzi @fesshole Unfortunately, as a Funeral Director, I have seen this far too many times.
Not just noisy overtakes, but dangerous ones too.
I remember one time I was driving back from a funeral doing 50 in a 60 when a car overtook with a HGV coming towards us.

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@_emmaaad Looks like Inspector Gadget!