Chalupa Battman

I sometimes say things.

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

🔴 BREAKING:

The regime in Iran has now confessed that the IRGC mistakenly bombed an Iranian school yesterday, killing many children.

To all the legacy media and pro regime influencers who peddled your fake news:

RETRACT and DELETE.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Charlie was a man who valued honest discussion, and open debate over violence.

He advocated for the peaceful battle of ideas, and talked about fearing what happens when people reject peaceful discourse.

And you fucking shot him.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

C̶A̶N̶'T̶ CAN BELIEVE IT.

#ForTheLand | #GuardsBall

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

As Lane Thomas' grand slam today reached the bleachers, the man who caught it immediately handed it to another fan seated in a wheelchair.

The two are cousins, bonded through a love for baseball and who’ve leaned on each other through recent heartache.

https://t.co/UQTl8QuxJ5

[Jensen Lewis @JLEWFifty]

.@CleGuardians fans:

I give you Lane Thomas & Celine Dion

[Aaron Portzline @Aportzline]

From the #NHL

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Johnny Gaudreau
Aug. 13, 1993 – Aug. 29, 2024

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[Chalupa Battman @jbattman_]

@fab4runner

[Chalupa Battman @jbattman_]

@CallofDuty ChalupaBattman#1403714 #Rebirthday

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

LAMAR PICKED OFF IN ENDZONE 😱

(via @NFL)

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

LAMAR PICKED OFF IN ENDZONE 😱

(via @NFL)

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Browns fans taking over Houston 🙌

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Living La Vida Flacco!

by @Bear_Kincaid 😂

[Chalupa Battman @jbattman_]

@BennyC1950 @RossTuckerPod @LabattUSA They already are required to... and he did. https://t.co/E6c5RRVrsZ

[Bill Jones @CBS11BillJones]

Here’s audio from @DallasCowboys radio broadcast on @1053thefan:
Referee Brad Allen announces to the entire stadium & tells Dallas defense prior to the Lions 2-point try that #70 Dan Skipper reported as eligible, no mention of #68 Taylor Decker.

[KardiacKid @TheKardiac_Kid]

“Jim in Ohio” just called Poni…..

[Roberto Shenanigans @Rob_Shenanigans]

The Bears received zero holding penalties yesterday. And now here's a 47-second video montage of the Bears holding Myles Garrett set to the timeless classic "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips. Happy Victory Monday to everyone except @NFLOfficiating & Roger Goodell
#Free @Flash_Garrett

[Chalupa Battman @jbattman_]

@Swade016 Gudbranson took care of it. Only cost a period worth of penalty minutes. 🤣

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

FSU on the phone with the college football playoff committee