Jack

[tom gilbert @tomgilbert03]

Erin Matson’s story is one that will quite literally never be written again, but ok.

[Jack @jbaumbach10]

@Garrett_Kilcer No one does it better

[Alexis Huss @alexismirjana]

Trying to get people to call Twitter “X” is going to be like trying to get Minnesotans to call Camp Snoopy “Nickelodeon Universe”.

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

The funniest, most accurate explanation of why a blue checkmark is Elon's mark of death.

[Fin @gofinurself]

“Harry Potter reboot! Twilight reboot! Live action remake! Reboot! Remake! Prequel! Animated remake! Reboots! Reboots! Reboots!”

[Jack @jbaumbach10]

I am also familiar with space stuff, give me $5 billion in government funding please

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Elon Musk's first instinct if he discovered the existence of aliens would be to get Twitter clout because he is the lamest person in the world.

[caroline baniewicz @carolinebano]

hustle mindset @meg_bano

[Jack @jbaumbach10]

@pfdesros333 @DumbEthanTweets Are you implying posting baby pictures is shit posting

[Jack @jbaumbach10]

@Garrett_Kilcer I passed this tweet twice and you went from 6 likes to 5. What happened? Who did you hurt?

[Griffin @sensortld]

Alex stopped to help save a gunshot victim from bleeding out, he was then given Saint Paul Police Chiefs Award for Valor. He then gave this small speech.

(video from @/onsitepublicmedia ig)

[Tommy Bowe @TomeyBones]

face reveal!!! made sure to turn my head to show off the jawline

[maria 🌟 @cursedbythegods]

just saw someone say that percy jackson is a "charmless harry potter knockoff" 😭 when percy is literally known for his iconic first person narration. the first paragraph of the lightning thief has more charm than hp's entire seven books. and harry's a cop.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

the Queen when she runs into Kobe

[Jack @jbaumbach10]

@MariaCarlucci1 I’m pretty sure a couple months ago you told me, “I hate corn, it’s by far the worst of the cereal grains.”

[chadchad @thechadx2]

Oh no kids are going to grow up thinking you can’t talk about r**ing women online with zero repercussions ://
what are we gonna do :(

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Another current media trend I'd have never predicted: Lots of people watching with the captions on because sound mixing is so shitty that you can't tell what people are saying, and instead of studios adjusting the audio, audiences gave up and started reading their shows instead.

[OpTic Hitch @hitchariide]

the other day i saw a tik tok that apparently the best baseball player in the history of the game is playing right now and i had never heard of him

it’s wild how the marketing of baseball has changed in my lifetime. the sosa, ripken, bonds, jeter years were so popular

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation