Joel Burke

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -HST

[DITOGAMES @DITOGAMESch]

If you own a mouse, you will never turn off your computer again.

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

going to be rich $LOYAL

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

We feel so fortunate that Amy is working with Eli!!! She’s taking him to the next level....and beyond https://t.co/0U7wPdHgLh

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@FSMidwest @MidAmericaChevy Bill, why so evil and shitty

[FanDuel Sports Network Midwest @FanDuelSN_MW]

Kolten Wong on Yadi: "Yadi's the man, man. He's the G.O.A.T. He's the best ever. It's a privilege and an honor to play along that guy." #STLCards

Brought to you by your @MidAmericaChevy dealers.

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

Charles sings it so pretty #WeAllBleedBlue

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

Handshakes Baby!!!!

[Darin Stevens Papa_WAHOO! @Darin_Stevens]

When that one friend of a friend shows up at the party and you see her double-dip the salsa. #sowrong

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

@BuzzFeedBen @RichAzzopardi Creating Fake News is not a job; it’s a calling, like devil worship. No sympathy for Buzzfeed & Huff job loss. Good riddance to democracy killers & character assassins. Fake News losing subscribers. No money to feed your vultures. Boo-hoo.

[Doug Collins @RepDougCollins]

Glad to see @POTUS holding a roundtable discussion on fair and honest health care pricing. Look forward to continue working together to make health care and prescription drug prices more transparent and affordable.

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@swkoti What a load a pig shit

[Darin Stevens Papa_WAHOO! @Darin_Stevens]

Congratulations yadier_marciano_molina on #goldglove number 9! If he isn’t a first ballot #halloffame inductee, the need to tear the place down and put in a… https://t.co/jmC1rQ5LVT

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

I need his jersey!!!

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@LasColPharmacy But what if I’m too fat and depressed to approach the swave and deboner pharmist. Is a brochure available to the fatties and butterfaces?

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@Darin_Stevens made out with Shirley Temple while she was on holiday in Bavaria in 1933.

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@Darin_Stevens Season they had and oh my holy blessed sister of what did these poor deranged drunken white people do? It’s a violation. That’s right.....I’ve been violated. I’ll send you a copy but don’t read it. It will eat at your soul. If all these years later we found out that Hitler

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@Darin_Stevens to leave the YMCA”. Anyway. They wrote me a fuckin poem. The St Louis Blues made the live hockey experience kinda like a turd fight at a high end nursing home but no one is keeping score. Opened a letter from the note today and it was a poem/song about what a great big tubashit

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@Darin_Stevens Just caught the date so looks like I’m a bit late. Not the first time my research has discovered much at the expense of minor time mysteries. Been flumoxing with the crucial “cough syrup” phase of the procedure recently and responses have ranged from “really confused to “Asked

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

@Darin_Stevens Yes.....just getting back online here as I withdrew to my sensory deprivation chamber in my fortress of pompitude (thank you Steve Miller) on the grounds of my heavily armed compound just south of modern day Doniphan, MO. I think certainly I must be interested If only to argue

[Joel Burke @jbbrph]

My guests this evening. Gonna be a good one!!! Dallas sucks Hitch is fat Benn blows goats. #letsgoblues