Some quotes from work today:
"When I have kids I want them to be like you James"
"We're all getting shit done, even fucking DiGuido over here"
"Never trust someone who eats pizza with a fork and knife"
"I may be an asshole, but I'm a good asshole"
Today I was waiting at a crosswalk and a Chinese student said something very loudly in Chinese to his friend and I said out loud "ya I hate when that happens" and none of the other people waiting laughed while I cracked up for five minutes
Dudes named James have so much pressure at an early age. Will they stick with the nerdy name james, or go by the business casual name Jim, or the sporty outgoing Jimmy, or the feminine gentle name Jamie, or be super goofy and go by Jimbo